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I use slang from the 90's and post shit that's sometimes pastel

[ay-parcamm]

:)

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[lilyyhaze]

[impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens-d]

[tipsydictionary]

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[thetechnicolortrenchcoat-deacti]

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

[funkybug]

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

[tipsydictionary]

Engagement meme

[strlp]

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

[jewlsies]

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

[atlasri3ing]

this made me cry I needed it so bad

[tipsydictionary]

♥️♥️♥️♥️

[paradoxicalpotat]

Guys

Guys guys guys

Do you realize

This is the last time we Homestucks

Ever have to wait for another update

This BriefPause

Is the last pause

this makes me sad

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[d0nn0]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

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Visit Original Link

[jolyene]

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

[not-kaiva]

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

[elasticitymudflap]

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

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@moonvevo

[natedontfly]

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[sentimental-apathy]

WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS I WILL MURDER YUOU

[margretta78]

[hopelikethemoon]

WHO WROTE THIS!?

[coreyseancash]

WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS.

[br0sephstalin-]

[elasticitymudflap]

Visit Original Link

[jolyene]

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

[not-kaiva]

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

[elasticitymudflap]

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

[littleflowr-deactivated20170830]

@moonvevo

[usakuo]

Wishing a happy Valentine’s Day to all of my mutuals!!

@digital-scratch @lost-ones-blogging @xxabigeruxx @tipsydictionary @unic0rn-v0mit @szui @livingshitpost

♡〜٩( ╹▿╹ )۶〜♡

[tipsydictionary]

Awww it's one day late but you just made my day ♡

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[azvee]

I had to look up what ‘glass him’ was, and I was not disappointed.

[jimmriarty]

Jim Moriarty: The reason why I’m still in this fandom