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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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i don't do bad sauce passes
One Nice Bug Per Day
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@azvee
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)
senki se menekül
fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit
That's one guy, you fucking shit
Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.
follow your dreams at a sustainable pace
500 words a day gets the novel written
I caved. I got Balatro. I have done nothing but gamble for thirteen consecutive hours. Help.
Shout-out to characters who don't plan to survive their stories! Heroes who think they can only atone for their failures through sacrifice, villains who don't think they deserve to live in the world they're trying to create. Gimme that passive suicidality baby, mm-mm, delicious.
Wanted to do another of Monet's pieces ^^ I really love the colors and lighting of this one :D
#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted
NOW it’s serious
This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”
[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]
Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as
- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept weird
- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual
- breathed
- failed to breathe properly
- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time
- looked too hard at something too far away
- knees
pov you see something alive after being alone for 40 years
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST
this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’
There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.
#max is thirteen now :(
i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.
Max is an adult now
