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as sunshine falls on the wretched by KivrinEngle - Rated G
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.
That's not what happens.
dig your roots ('fore the sun goes down) by GuardianofDawn - Rated T
It isn't that Shirefolk - one Bilbo Baggins included - go out of their way to keep their gifts a secret. They just don't consider any of it abnormal or gossip-with-strangers worthy. Hobbits can pass unseen and unheard when they wish, because hobbits are children of the earth and growing things. Hobbits will say it is because they don't clod about in steel toed boots.
Hobbits can choose to grow their children in groves, like prayers granted by Yavanna. Hobbits, if questioned, would mildly ask why else you would call growing trees a 'nursery'.
And sometimes, as all hobbits know, a grove born hobbit may have been twice-grown. Shirefolk will comment that such a hobbit was born knowing a shortcut to mushrooms, and count their blessings when Gandalf Greyhame does not make himself involved in the matter. (They weren't so lucky as that last with Bilbo.)
First Impressions by BeautifulFiction - Rated G
āDo we not feed you enough, Master Baggins?ā
Bilbo rolled his eyes, glad that his back was to Thorin. By the Valar, the dwarf knew how to make even a simple question into a challenge. He found flaw in everything, and Bilbo was sorely tempted to throw the apple he had picked at Thorinās head. Only the grumble of his belly and the tattered remnants of his good manners stayed his hand.
They did not, however, control his tongue.
The 'H' Word by Trixylune - Rated G
For a Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt:
Lets say that the term 'halfling' is an extreme insult to Hobbits.
and during the Journey, Bilbo doesn't realise that the Dwarves don't know what the term actually means and doesn't understand why they are being so vulgar towards him.
Lets also say that Gandalf was riding too far ahead or something and doesn't realise what's going on until dinner one night when he hears one of the dwarves (Bofur/Ori? Plz?) jokingly call Bilbo 'Halfling' and is furious.
Gandalf:"BOFUR! Do NOT use that word in my presence again!"
Dwarves:??
How To Win A Hobbit's Affection by Tehri - Rated G
There are a few key differences in how hobbits and dwarves court. These differences can lead to a good deal of confusion, and while Thorin is certainly not the image of a subtle dwarf, Bilbo is still utterly confused about what is going on.
Let your colours bleed (And blend with mine) by Xenomorphic - Rated T
Hobbits glow whenever they are happy. Of course Gandalf forgot to tell the dwarves.
The Age of Miscommunication by SilverSkiesAtMidnight - Rated T
āItās got such a presence to it, even from a distance,ā Bilbo says softly, and thereās a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. āWhy, in all my fifty years, I never thought Iād see such a thing, and we havenāt even arrived yet!ā
Thorinās sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.
The hobbit doesnāt look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.
āWhat?ā he says defensively, though heās not sure what heās defending.
āYouāre how old?ā KĆli squeaks.
Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. āIām fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,ā he tells him primly.
FĆli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.
Beauty Weeps the Brave by LaoraRyn - Rated G
None of the dwarves understand why bouquets of flowers adorn these tombs in the catacombs of Erebor.
But then, none of them ever really understood Bilbo Baggins, either.
You Got Me by drunkonwriting - Rated G
The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk - Rated G
Bilbo does his best to prove that he isn't completely shallow. The Company doesn't seem convinced, for some reason.
One Hobbit Against Five Armies of Stupidity by driedupwishes - Rated G
Bilbo Baggins was tired, dirty, and had had it up to here with everyone's ridiculous stubbornness. He swore when he got his hands on Gandalf the Grey, he was going to bloody strangle him. That would be after he knocked some sense into that damn gold crazed dwarf first, however. That was, of course, if he lived through the experience of letting Thorin Oakshield know he had the Arkenstone.
The Road Goes Ever On And On by myredturtle - Rated G
Being dead doesn't stop Bilbo Baggins from wanting to solve riddles and set out on adventures
The Ladder by Milliethekitty27 - Rated G
Inspired from a post made by wheeloffortune-design on tumblr.
Tired of his lonely kitchen in Yavanna's Garden, Bilbo Baggins wonders if the dwarven love of being underground is true in death. If so, maybe his dwarves are living (ha ha) under the very land Bilbo is weeding.
With that thought, Bilbo goes and asks Hamfast for a shovel.
Arkenrocks by Cimila - Rated G
The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
dine with the blood on my hands by aHostileRainbow - Rated G
What if the dwarves did break one of Belladonna Took's prized dishes?
[Another AU snapshot of Bilbo Baggins losing his temper and being a BAMF about it.]
The Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy by Ingi - Rated G
Conkers is a game of skill and fun, a perfect way to let off steam to prevent many in-families assassinations from ocurring, and most of all, training. Because in Hobbit culture, many things are sacred, but very few as sacred as generosity and constraint. And sometimes, of course, a hobbit becomes overly greedy.
It happens even in the best of families āBilbo's, even, has a perfect example, coughLobeliacoughā, and so, the hobbits long devised a solution: the Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy for Greediness.
It works nine times out of ten, and the one that doesn't is usually due to death or severe injury meddling in the process.
To Love Is To Live by erikaehm - Rated G
Twist on the 'Bilbo takes in a dwarf' stories.
Bilbo does take in a dwarf ā¦ but not Thorin, Fili, Kili, or Ori.
He takes in Bifur.
On Omelettes by icarus_chained - Rated G
Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.
Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.
Listen by Neyiea - Rated G
Bilbo's always had a good ear for languages, so with a little bit of effort on his part, and a small amount of help from an unlikely source, he begins to learn Khuzdul.
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