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S: Why can't life be like movies?

J: My life is gonna be like a movie.

S: What kind of movie?

J: I haven't decided yet.

jakeyllenhaal

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send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

imagay-raito

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

mythicfictionist

I want to get a barbershop group together so we can learn and perform this in the street and confuse the shit out of people

lovers-can-relate

i cant fUCKING BREATHE

spooky-mormon-helldream

I JUST FOUND THIS AFTER LIKE A YEAR AND I AM LITERALLY SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO HEAR THIS OH MY G DO

dennys

To ensure you’re not haunted by the ghosts of the recently deceased, be sure to place a flour on their gravestone.

dennys

her: hey do you wanna go on a date to denny’s tonight?? him: ehhh, i’m not really in the mood for pan-

dennys

a denny’s haiku

we are all OJ fears, loves, fleeting impulses these make up our pulp

cowzroc

seventeenandinspid

@pohecticjustice

tired-and-tornn

Naruto;)

becausebirds

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

setbabiesonfire

why birb

why

fat-mabari

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

flukeman420-deactivated20160930

ghostgloss

honestly it’s been 8 yrs and i still can’t believe webkinz legitimately used to cost like $15-$20. what the fuck. what the actual fuck. how much did it cost to even make webkinz?? not that much. the profits must have been like 90%. there’s this random generation of kids born between like 1995-2002 who faced this ridiculous financial injustice and there are some millionaires out there right now in mansions made of money and that weird cheap webkinz fur because of us

itsaubreylmfao

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

womanwithgrace

I asked God why He made me sensitive, and He promised me that it wasn’t a mistake. He told me He purposely made me delicate, not so I could shatter easily, not so I could be frail, not so I could be told I’m “too soft” whenever someone tries to touch me… it was so I could know of the gentle beauty in living. And in my tenderness, I can love in a way the world may not know of yet. My compassion has the power to speak raging waves to calmness and I can appreciate the little things He created that go unnoticed. There is something special in being fragile, and it has nothing to do with weakness, and everything to do with strength. Being sensitive is a gift, He answered, and I shouldn’t be ashamed of it. 🌿 //C.H. #thingsimlearning #heldinhishands (at Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Parks)