Inactive

You can find my posting cool shit at @something-bad-is-happening

[tired-planets]

Switching Blogs!

I am moving to a new blog!

I will still be posting the exact same content, I just want a fresh start.

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

[dreamlogic]

types of dissociation:

existing but a little to the left

am i crossing my eyes or is everything just blurry?

clipped right thru the floorboards

what the fuck is a “body”

i have too many bodies at once and they’re trying to start a fight club. how many arms are humans supposed to have again?

floam

sounds fake but ok

pick two: harsh noise, dial up tone, cantina theme [10 hour version]

360 no scope

the atmosphere is lighting me on fire very, very slowly.

someone: “wow! you handled that stressful situation so well! so cool and competent!” me, unaware that anything happened: “i what now”

*forgets to breathe for 5 hours*

feel free 2 add ur own

[corvid-420]

what week is this, july?

[closet-keys]

- i’m not sure i’ve ever existed until just this moment and i have no idea if i’ll continue existing past it, so i can’t figure out if it’s worth the effort to figure out who i am 

- i see people trying to interact with me but i’m not real so..?

- i just noticed my hands are shaking so i must be scared, cool! that seems like an appropriate emotion to be having

- why did all these primates gather in a room together like this?

- this could literally be any room in the entire world or i could be outside, if it shifted right in front of me at any moment it wouldn’t even faze me

- i might die but ??? 

[funereal-disease]

sound takes ten million years to reach me; I am probably underwater

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

i hate my life i’m in a history class full of theatre kids and this week we’re learning about alexander hamilton and

[hiddenblog609]

the theater kids fucking killed her before she could finish making this post

[sistertaxon]

mama

[sistertaxon]

just killed a man

[sistertaxon]

put a gun against his head

[sistertaxon]

pulled my trigger now he’s dead

[sistertaxon]

and mama

[sistertaxon]

life had just begun

[sistertaxon]

but now i’ve gone and thrown it all away

[sistertaxon]

AND MAMA

[sistertaxon]

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[andrewhozier]

make it gay u goddamn fucking cowards

[lindeun-archive]

pop:

six:

squish:

uh-uh

cicero

lipschitz

[dracariiis-blog]

And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of “The Cell Block Tango”

[og-spok]

sexual orientation: the way catherine zeta-jones says “cicero” in the cell block tango

[striderepiphany]

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

[lmaonade]

god i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth my body was like “ur doing a shot” and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

Let’s all take a moment today to appreciate the way our tight-knit family cooks linguine

[briannacherrygarcia]

beep beep

[betterthankanyebitch]

Solange Knowles

[queernigga]

cackling.

[reverseracism]

lmaoo

[reverseracism]

i tagged this as humor but i should probably let everyone know that this is a parody article taking a jab at him for saying the n-word during a livestream and then saying it was an “accident”.

[imgayjokes]