The Tired one

Current Child of Destiny, Former cult member (not in an edgy atheist way, a legit cult), and youngest curmudgeon you ever saw. The child of destiny thing comes from me misquoting a Calvin and Hobbes comic.

[199x-200x]

but when will these come back

[vekkimaxxx]

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[trilllizard666]

[thathomestar]

why did i have to wake up to the sbfp disbanding

i’m like actually on the verge of tears now

i’m going to miss the banter

[trilllizard666]

better to end it like this than have the whole thing be a walking frankensteined corpse of miserable people tbh

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[highski8-deactivated20250814]

I DID IT

[valtsv]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[takineko]

American tradition. Thanksgiving is served at 1pm and you don’t stop eating until you die.

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[ambris]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[klubbhead]

Don’t even talk to me if you don’t party like this dude

[x6568tank-deactivated20200621]

he kills

all

even you

[klubbhead]

👏LIKE👏I👏SAID👏

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

[tistellas]

GOBLIN WAIFU

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Did you say goblin?!

[comradeprozac]

No, you see, these are good goblins, because they have female ones

[thespectacularspider-girl]

>good goblins

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

[theacebabana]

R E S P E C W O M E N

[catchymemes]

[flabeyblade]

when you’re an angel chilling in heaven and suddenly you hear pistol sounds and smooth jazz in the distance

[rhyperior]

when you’re a goblin that comes out of its stinking hole

[trilllizard666]

when you a demon invading the world with your giant tree, chilling and eating people and then you hear WOOHOO YEAHHHHHHH and motorcycle noises in the distance

[takashi0]

When you’re a skeleton invading a human village under Dracula’s orders and you hear fast-paced organ music and whipcracks in the distance

[mageknight14]

When you’re someone that’s just minding his own business and you hear a dragon roaring in the distance and see some crazy ass looking dude with a sword and tongue tattoo murdering the shit out of everything that so much as looks at him funny.

[campbell-duo-deactivated2023021]

When you’re a raider chilling in a abandoned building hanging up corpses and you hear 50s music and gun shots in the distance.

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

When you’re an Elite Spec Ops Commando murdering unarmed scientists and you see a dude with a goatee in an orange hazmat suit pull out a crowbar

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

when you’re a genetic freak of nature eating corpses and burning down buildings and you see some dude in a gas mask and suit jacket running at you with a shotgun screaming “loadsamoney”

[mapsontheweb]

Literal translations of South Korean city names.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Tag yourself.

I’m Perfect Area

[tiredchildofdestiny]

Where are we dropping boys?

[so-yup]

Welp.

Chris Pratt finally fucked up. Here’s the interview. 

Be warn though. Your fave is probably going to be your problematic fave now.

[just-antithings]

these are the only type of call outs I will accept

[skiplo-wave]

Petition to get Chris Pratt removed from film industry

I’m so disappointed 

[werewolf-cuddles]

i fucking knew it

[feeble-kaneeble-deactivated2019]

🙃

[silverletomi-deactivated2018121]

Just the amount of Done in the last couple seconds

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was as good if not better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case