I need some Tea

[tiredvolkov]

Turns out the proper response to

“My grandma is 81”

Is not in fact, Congratulations

I learned the hard way

[tiredvolkov]

So, I’ll be playing my second ever game of Call of Cthulhu ttrpg soon and I am creating chaos for my Keeper(game master),

After we set a time and date I created a group chat of just the players, and proceeded to send a image followed by the words “hear me out”

Needles to say, I’m playing Kowalski

[noimjustawiddlegobwin]

DnD is the type of game where you need context or it sounds like you’re planning a murder

[tiredvolkov]

A quote from a d&d game I was in

Player 1, “Window?”

Player 2, “WINDOW!”

Player 3, “WINDOW?!”

[libby-bunny-offical]

Explain DnD to me in the simplest terms possible bc I'm bored

[tiredvolkov]

It’s playing pretend but with some rules and math rocks so that “nuh uhh I win” happens.

[writersisland]

Responses to “Do you trust me?”

“I want to.”

“Does it matter?"

“Can I?”

“That's a terrifying question without context, you know.”

“I wish I didn't.”

“I wish I could.”

“Should I?”

“I can't believe you just asked me that.”

“Why?”

“Yes.” / “No.”

“... I'm gonna regret this.”

“I don't know.”

“You got some nerve asking me that.”

[tiredvolkov]

“I don’t have choice do I?”

[gift-from-the-bellow]

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

[tiredvolkov]

1. I tend to have a tired disposition even if I’m not, INTJ blood

2. Volkov comes from a D&d character that changed my outlook on life,

For those who care, the characters name was Amerias Volkov, a cleric of peace and sought after true order, he viewed the universe as a scale, one side good one side evil, good will always rise up to defeat evil and evil will always grow in power to overtake good, but the scales never change, he feared what would happen if evil and good kept growing stronger but the scales stay the same

[jollywhisperstraveler]

DND is torture bc 2 player characters got caught hooking up tonight by the rest of the party AND I HAVE NO ONE TO YELL ABOUT IT WITH

[tiredvolkov]

On a funnier note, my players ended up changing the name of a Gnome to shmebulock before even talking to them

[tiredvolkov]

D&d crowd, I have a plea,

I am running a campaign where the normal D&D world Faeruin invades my homebrew world, and I want a small system where the magics of both worlds semi toxic to people of the other, so inspired by some d&d lore I made Spell Rot

If afflicted the target takes necrotic damage every time they cast or are concentrating on a spell or spell like ability, the damage is a number of d6’s equal to the spell level or the level the player got the ability, if the creature is a non player, use the cr(minimum of 1d6) and must make a saving throw at the end of there turn to end it, based on the spellcasting class(con for non spellcasters)

Spell Rot Damage can not break concentration

Thoughts?

[tiredvolkov]

Love you my darling 🥰😘 my sweetheart 💓 my baby 😘 my love my boo..

How are you doing 🥰 my baby 😘

Who are you?

[lordofthecoffee]

That was the sickest I've ever been and not been hospitalized-- we literally thought I was going to have to be admitted, because postdrome migraine was INSANE this round-- I think I threw up everything I ever ate in my life. I couldn't even hold down water

Also the first time I've ever had a migraine aura before the migraine hit. Don't know if there's a connection there, but -100/10, do not recommend!

[tiredvolkov]

The more I learn about migraines(such as more symptoms and stages) I realize just how long my migraines are and how not normal I am

[tiredvolkov]

With it getting finally starting to get cold where I live, I’ve come to long for something.

In the mornings I crave a warm hug,

A hug that gives me something to brave the cold for

A hug that gives me something to come back too

[vrytiredgrl-deactivated20171118]

Confession time

🌷- you have a super sweet smile

🍄- Let’s hold hands & explore for hours

🌿- you don’t realise how beautiful you are

👋🏻- I wanna be your friend

🎧- you have great taste in music

🍒- you’re such a tease

🌎- why are you so far away?!?!?

🌶- I find you verrrry sexy

🌻- I could talk to you for hours

💐- you’re a total cutie

🍂- I wanna lay in bed and cuddle you

✌🏻- Netflix n chill?

🌸- I think about you a fair bit

🌞- I wanna make out with you

🌚- I’d totally fuck you

💫- I wanna talk to you but i’m too shy

🌈- we have lots in common

☂️-we have nothing in common

💥- you’re really damn annoying

🌧- I find your blog boring

🥀- you’re dead to me

👻- I wish I never met you

[cutepandaprincess]

Let me know

[tiredvolkov]

👋

Don’t know much more about you to make an informed opinion

[artandstarstuff]

Lil badge for your blog. If y’all want this as a sticker lemme know!

[tiredvolkov]

I’d love one that said “Survivor of Migraines” with a lighting bolt instead of the nail

[feefal]

Ugh… headache. Head splitting migraine, even.

[tiredvolkov]

Can confirm sadly

[tiredvolkov]

Can I just voice a small complaint I have against Hazbin Hotel?

I feels like you could get the same story and same impact if you if you made it a fantasy world, whether that’s a fantasy hell or a world split in two the “good” and the “evil”.

Because right now it feels like heaven and hell are just set dressing, like I love the music, I love the characters, just the world it’s set in just feels like a cardboard background for a stage play.

To end on a high note, I have to give respect where it’s due because the show seems to tackle the subjects it talks about with enough respect, that 1. The problem actually feels real, and 2. It doesn’t end up feeling like a Disney “and it ended happily ever after”

Edit: all this is an incomplete thought, I have to do a better deep dive into this, but again just my opinion/thoughts for now

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[tiredvolkov]

I feel like we as culture overused and ended up demonizing “facing your fears” to the point that we have came full circle where we need people to face their fears so that people ad society can grow,

Just my thoughts I could be wrong though

[cutepandaprincess]

I haaaate headaches 😭

[tiredvolkov]

Be strong,

I believe in you