i feel like im in a horror movie or something
It's raining so i looked out my window and just saw this
Also lightning flashed twice while i was trying to take this picture and I didn't get it on camera :(
noise dept.
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i feel like im in a horror movie or something
It's raining so i looked out my window and just saw this
Also lightning flashed twice while i was trying to take this picture and I didn't get it on camera :(
all the attacks i did for artfight!!!
[ignore that artfight ended like a week ago lol]
TW theres a decent amount of gore in a few attacks [some mostly just have blood but there are visible organs in one, candygore in another, and the first one has a severed arm in it. mind you im not that good at art so it isnt too graphic]
realized i forgot to plug my commissions, they are open and stuff!! right now i just have kofi :]
https://ko-fi.com/teethluvr/commissions
all the attacks i did for artfight!!!
[ignore that artfight ended like a week ago lol]
TW theres a decent amount of gore in a few attacks [some mostly just have blood but there are visible organs in one, candygore in another, and the first one has a severed arm in it. mind you im not that good at art so it isnt too graphic]
why does everyone seem to stop posting at 9 pm [est]
my dash feels like a small town full of mostly retirees
im considering attempting to somewhat compile the cannon details of tma characters appearances
like, all of the times in cannon when a character is described in some way
ill sorta give an example with Nikola Orsinov [if there are any descriptions i missed please do tell me]
im not used to citing quotes and such so im just kinda winging it, naturally im using " to indicate when a quote ends/ starts but im also using - to seperate them and ... when its not a complete sentence, really hope this makes sense lol. also all of these is copypasted from the transcripts with some minor edits to remove awkward spaces
quotes from MAG083 - Drawing a Blank: "...a mannequin set up like a ringmistress, dressed in some of the more theatrical clothes that Fanton’s was selling that season." - "Topped with a bright red top hat and clutching a whip..." [note that the quotes before this blurb you are reading right now are describing the outfit upon the original mannequin, not Nikola. after this everything is just Nikola.] "The arms were just a little bit longer, the neck ever-so-slightly twisted, and the face, where before there had just been the faintest hint of a nose and a slight smile, was almost completely blank, save for a small patch of broken plastic near its forehead." - "...it held the whip in cruel, sharp fingers." - "And through it all that ringmistress stood there, malicious and unmoving, brandishing her whip ready to strike." - "...I heard Lana’s voice calling to me. Except it didn’t sound quite right. There was a strangled, hoarse quality to it, like the words were being pushed out against her will." - "...it began to move. Its steps were jerky and stiff, arms snapping out and back as it moved towards me step by step." - "The faceless figure loomed over me, and when it bent down, the finger it placed upon my lips was cold, hard plastic." - "...it had no mouth to form the sound." - "...I can taste the blood and plastic of that stiff and lifeless hand."
quotes from MAG097 - We All Ignore The Pit [post statement]: "How could I sound anything, silly? I’m plastic. [The sound of tapping on plastic.] I don’t even have a voicebox. I had to borrow this one." - "Face to no face! Eye to… well." - "
quotes from MAG104 - Sneak Preview [Nikola is technically Joseph Grimaldi in this statement but quotes from MAG 119 show this is still technically Nikola]: "All ruffles, and polka dots, and tights. A clown. It crouched and contorted in the corner, hands backwards over its face, but not so much that I couldn’t see the dark red patterns that seemed to flow down its eyes" - "Slowly, so slowly, its right arm reached out towards Danny. It placed its hand on the floor with a long, low groan, then pulled itself along the floor, the fabric of its colourful dress scraping the rough stone of the stage, and its cheek rubbing against the ground, leaving a trail of red behind it. Then it was still for a second, before a leg reached out in front, and it began to drag the rest of the clown behind it." - "The red on the cheeks was now clearly blood, and something black oozed down from its shock of hair."
quotes from MAG119 - Stranger and Stranger: "I see the sad clown, bitter and hateful. I see him finding his way to a circus where nobody knew him. I see him torn apart, becoming the mask, remade by a cruel ringmaster. Sometimes a doll, sometimes a mannequin, always hiding in somebody else’s skin, somebody else’s name." - " TIM Grimaldi…NIKOLA Once. A long time ago. Before Orsinov made me. And sometimes even now, for special occasions. Like your brother."
im pretty sure thats everything, comment if i missed something or if you want me to do another character!
favorite part of cooking with no recipe or plan is the knowledge that i will never taste anything like this ever again
currently having the best smoothie i ever will have and never have again
i only made it because i was tired of dino nuggets
ok i was able to make a very similar [near exact] smoothie and this one also sent me on a depressive spiral of misery and torment just like the first
i would make another one but im out of frozen fruit
can we have a tier list of your favourite body parts to steal or collect and reasons if there are any? in as much detail as you wish (i’m guessing teeth or kidneys are number one?)
kidney
other kidney
teeth
spleen
third kidney
eyes
fourth kidney
fifth kidney
apendix
thats my top pics
How safe are my freckles? How many freckles equal a kidney?
I need 3 freckles as a down payment then u can pay the other 46 over a course of 3 years in quantities of your choosing
what about vertebrae? i have a few spares
happy unknowing anniversary 💥
rip tim :(
favorite part of cooking with no recipe or plan is the knowledge that i will never taste anything like this ever again
currently having the best smoothie i ever will have and never have again
i only made it because i was tired of dino nuggets
favorite part of cooking with no recipe or plan is the knowledge that i will never taste anything like this ever again
i find it funny in the way some TMA statements are sometimes funny that this morning i woke up to my tumblr mutuals having a serious discussion about cannibalism. like the first thing i did today was contribute to a discussion about cannibalism on tumblr bro
And isn’t it what life is all about?
Mmmhmmm
what should we do next lobotomies?
i have a firm belief that the memeification of lobotomies is a scheme to undermine the genuine horrors that occurred when lobotomies were common practice. ESPECALLY the like, girlypop nature of the memes, jokes about getting a lobotomy at claires, medical diagrams of lobotomies with little bows and glitter photoshopped onto them, its all to make us not take them seriously, and contrasted with the fact that the people getting lobotomies were typically women, it dosent look that good.
a lobotomy isnt a silly little break or reprieve from the horrors of reality, its not just a fun little joke, no matter how hard the internet tries to convince you so. lobotomies are [typically] permanent, and completely rewrite you as a being. not to mention the fact that lobotomies were most commonly used to subjugate querr people, women [as i mentioned before], and the mentally ill, the main audiences for these memes. turning a tragedy into a comedy can cause people to think far less critically about the subject matter.
anyway this is my conspiracy theory bye bye!
absolutely.
I had to do a debate about memes for English class and we where looking into the fact that its very common thing among a lot of humour where we as a society normalize things that should not be normalized for the benefit of some pretty horrible people
because when when horrible things that as "just jokes", subconsciously people start to take the issue less seriously
(honestly Id apply this to 90% of the memes on the internet)
not going to actually name anything, but it really sucked to watch a major event in american politics be reduced to a meme, and then stop being talked about almost entirely. it was a little bit ago but it genuinely made me so sad to see these horrible things being satirized into oblivion
i find it funny in the way some TMA statements are sometimes funny that this morning i woke up to my tumblr mutuals having a serious discussion about cannibalism. like the first thing i did today was contribute to a discussion about cannibalism on tumblr bro
And isn’t it what life is all about?
Mmmhmmm
what should we do next lobotomies?
i have a firm belief that the memeification of lobotomies is a scheme to undermine the genuine horrors that occurred when lobotomies were common practice. ESPECALLY the like, girlypop nature of the memes, jokes about getting a lobotomy at claires, medical diagrams of lobotomies with little bows and glitter photoshopped onto them, its all to make us not take them seriously, and contrasted with the fact that the people getting lobotomies were typically women, it dosent look that good.
a lobotomy isnt a silly little break or reprieve from the horrors of reality, its not just a fun little joke, no matter how hard the internet tries to convince you so. lobotomies are [typically] permanent, and completely rewrite you as a being. not to mention the fact that lobotomies were most commonly used to subjugate querr people, women [as i mentioned before], and the mentally ill, the main audiences for these memes. turning a tragedy into a comedy can cause people to think far less critically about the subject matter.
anyway this is my conspiracy theory bye bye!
cannibalism talk \/
fr tho, i don't get whats so bad abt cannibalism. Like literally theres no difference. Its like claiming that ur a horrible monster if u eat turkey but lamb is fine. I mean i understand the fact that murder is horrible and the idea of killing and eating someone is disgusting. I completely agree its horrible! But if we eliminate the hole murder thing and just think about a corpse......i mean a human corpse is no different to a pigs or a horse or a bear...just meat. If your ok with eating animals than you should be fine with eating humans. Meat is meat.
"if i kill and eat a guy its between me and him, not me and the state!" -the neighbor of some dude on reddit.
As a person who steals kidneys, whats ur take on this? 👁👄👁🎤 @kidneystealer101
have my little essay
also about cannablism
wow u smort
Ive heard that eating a human brain can give you a human equivalent of bovine spongiform encephalopathy, but its instead called Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. So basically mad cow but for ur average brain enjoyer :)
you can also get it from eating a cow thats been infected with the disease.
yea basically mad cow disease came from cannabism among cows
deer are also major carriers of prions!
every time i eat deer jerky its a delicious roll of the dice
can I stare at jonster like this
yes
i dont really know why [yes i do its lack of sleep] but these tags are making me So Sad
of course hes staring back, thats all he does. thats his whole thing. thats who what he is.
do you think jonster could operate a kazoo
for his cramps?
no just in general
so something thats confused (and slightly annoyed) me is the odd inconsistency in designs for the admiral from tma
now im not talking about fan designs, yall can draw a cat however you want.
im talking about the cannon designs, specifically the ones released this year.
now you may be thinking, "what do you mean? tma characters dont have cannon designs other than the descriptive details in the podcast!" well you would be wrong! specifically in the instance of merch drops!
this year we received 2 pieces of admiral merch. first, the youtooz plushie, that looks like this:
then, a few months later an iron on patch as part of the knock thrice collab that looked like this:
(also side note but im pretty sure some other characters got cannon looks from that collab, because some of the models for the character specific clothing looked alot like the fannon designs for said characters)
anyway those are two different cats! i don't really know how this happened? you'd think they would try to keep the designs consistent. the only explanations i can think of are, 1. they had different design teams/ people for the different items, and just didn't review the designs close enough. or 2. Georgie has multiple cats that are all named the admiral.
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.