Your Local Twelfth Century Vampire🌹

Writer (In Theory) | AO3 | 22 | Bisexual | She/Her | Force of Chaos

[volturisecretary]

For anyone that wants to be horny on main.

[queenaegon]

as many have noticed, alicent’s seven-pointed star necklace(s) have been decreasing in size since season one, and now she has forfeited the symbol entirely in exchange for her freedom. much to think about.

[deercharm]

Watching larys read the absolute shit out of aegon:

[nebulousfishgills]

Also "The window will have to do"

I am NAUSEOUS

[alstroemerinas]

alicent would run westerosi planned parenthood like the navy. otto and viserys prevented her from reaching her true calling smh

[alicentpark]

“THE WINDOW WILL HAVE TO DO”

[jonsaslove]

daemon i know you would fuck up an nfl locker room

[thebonesinmycloset]

Emma and Matt have actually gotten insane with their High Valeryian. it used to sound very fluent, but also very formal. the way they hold a conversation in it this episode is so casual, sure, the language is beautiful and ancient sounding in nature, nothing will take away from that. but the way Matt/Daemon takes it to a sarcastic/mocking tone at times. the length and way they hold the language on their tounges. this is my favorite time we've heard it. the only time it didn't feel like an act but an actual conversation.

[dreaming-for-an-escape]

Y’all I already know Criston Cole is about to die in the next episode.

[turn-the-pg]

“I am the realm’s greatest warrior.” Alright, pack it up Criston.

[rhaenyrathecruell]

Alicent: she gonna ditch you like she did me

Mysaria: nuh uh

[korokingmason]

I enjoyed watching Gwayne and Criston cry but for different reasons. I love filthy wet sad pathetic men (Gwayne) and I also love watching Criston Cole suffer

[nebulousfishgills]

I THOUGHT IT WAS THIS WEEK DAMMIT

Criston Cole, you have seven days.

[nebulousfishgills]

"But Criston Cole, I am past enduring. North or South"

REAL

[sharkboy305]

So

Funny thought I had

[yesornopolls]

Are you in denial about a characters death to the point you pretend it never happened?

Are you in denial about a characters death to the point you pretend it never happened?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 7 hours 54 minutes

[nebulousfishgills]

Everyone needs to see my father's take on Daeron and Ormund immediately.