Dr. Mattiewis Dubaj

I am the abnormal Matt, I am big drug addic, I enjoy moistly awesome things, just essentially lossa SIKC ACTIVITIES! People say I be 'effed up n' stuff, and dey be correct. Have a kinda great day!

[runtrees]

I have a wait like 5 minutes to respond rule then I forget and it turns to hours

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then I feel like it’s been too long to respond so I just don’t 🙈

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the wwf’s living planet report 2014, which discovered that we’ve lost half of all the world’s wildlife in the past fourty years, showed more specifically that the population of common dormice dropped by 43 percent between 1993 and 2010.

not only are dormice vulnerable to habitat loss, but they’re hesitant to cross open fields, and the grubbing out of hedgerows in recent decades has removed the wildlife corridors between woods that has allowed the dormice to move more freely to new habitat.  

dormice have very specialized diets of berries and nuts, and with less habitat they are unable to seek out enough food to fatten up before their six month hibernation (which was featured in these two posts). 

photos by (click pic) andrea zampatti, richard bowler, richard austin x, miroslav hlávko, bengt lundberg, david kjaer and ingo ardnt

[itsallaboutdreams]

[theonion]

Study Finds Employees Most Productive When They Can Set Their Own Salaries 

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kitty’s hiding spot - more vines

[lionsinflowers]

It’s like that one Seinfeld episode

ancient proverb  (via seinfeld)

[enduredean]

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

i always have a double chin.

i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

[molotowcocktease]

Role model

[creepyyeha]

best.

[potterstarkidlock-deactivated20]

You deserve an award girl

[andmodern]

I love

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[ilovethatmaryjane-deactivated20]

Got some skittles last night

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[alwaysproductive]

[proverbsandchill]

This episode made me so maddd

[grandtheft-autotune]

What is this from.

[quixon]

Orange is the New Black

[kny111]

prolly how they did Antonio Martin in

[noahcaine]

How president Obama’s vacation days stack up against previous presidents.

Interesting.

[neeshdageek]

Oh.

[facemafia]

Republicans like to relax huh

[wzrdkelley]

Bruh they taking whole years off

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

There was a whole year Bush just said fuck being President.

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[human]

pretty much

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[itscolossal]

Cosmic Flower Unfolding: An Abstract Metaphysical Animation by Ben Ridgway [VIDEO]

[astronomicalwonders]

The Cigar Galaxy - M82 in Star-burst

12 million light-years away in the constellation Ursa Major (which some of you may know as the Big Dipper!) lies a Star-Burst Galaxy known as the Cigar Galaxy. The Galaxy is undergoing a period of intense star formation known as a Star-Burst. It is thanks to this Star-Burst that the Cigar Galaxy is almost 5 times more luminous than our own Milky-way. The Hubble Telescope has discovered nearly 200 young star clusters in the processes of forming. Stars in most of these clusters are being born 10 times faster than across our entire milky-way!

Credit: NASA/IPAC & Hubble