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so um now that we have a more detailed shot of the idol I can’t help but notice

that, uh, single spike on its head looks kind of

familiar

See, I thought that thing was Meredith at first and I was all “Why are we seeing Meredith’s red-lyrium-mummy?“ Then I was all “Oh, that’s not Merdith.”

Now I’m shook all over again.

justvivanders

I can’t believe Cassandra had to pay Varric an extra 7 bucks for him to include Sebastian in his story.

horticulturalcephalopod

this banter almost ruined me

also shoutout to cullenrutherbird for tagging me in that original audio post

rainynights4ever

anti-cullen players: cullen is complete trash and a horrible person who should be despised by everyone!!1!

extreme pro-cullen players: my bf has never done anything wrong, ever, in his entire life, and is made of sunshine and should be loved by all <3

me: cullen wanted to help people and devoted his life to an order he idolized since childhood, a cause which he believed in, but was ultimately corrupt and fine with throwing out the rules at the first sign of trouble. he was traumatized at the kinloch circle and still tried to follow the templars, but with a hardened outlook. he served under a fanatic leader who used her superiority to influence him into being complicit with her abuse towards her chargers. after a time, he become weary of her and when the depth of madness became apparent, tried to remove her from command and help the people of kirkwall. he believes that his actions can never be forgiven and he has no right to ask for that forgiveness. regardless, he still does his best to help people and atone for his past mistakes. cullen is a complex, nuanced character who is neither good nor bad and cannot be written of as one or the other

hellenys

A sad lion (◕︿◕✿) @erikhowlett1900 commissioned me Cullen with her beautiful Trevelyan caring for his wounds. I have a weakness for Cullen’s portraits, so these three bonus pictures happened. Don’t miss the original piece ;>

anywayhereskirkwall

So has this been done yet?

sublimepoint

↳ Dragon Age: Inquisition scenery [15/∞]

astrariem

actual disney princess josephine montilyet

cullywullycake

Headcanon

I think the more tired Cullen gets, the thicker his accent gets and the more Fereldan slang slips back into his vocabulary.

Get him real tired AND drunk and suddenly he and Sera are talking but nobody is really… understanding what they’re saying. They understand what these sounds are but like what the fuck are “collywobbles” and “eating irons” and “earwigging” and “argy-bargy”?! What does “don’t throw a paddy” mean!! “Spawny” sounds bad but the inflection is good…? What’s “taking the mickey”? WHAT IS HAPPENING.

It becomes a bit of a thing, after awhile. Cullen will be his serious self, all stern and whatnot, and then you’ll hear Sera shouting across the yard, “Numpty rozzer!”

Without missing a beat, he roars back, “Belt off, tricky wag-off!” This invariably leads to delighted cackling from Sera and snickering from the Fereldan soldiers.