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evavalor

underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

meg-moira

This - but the feeling is absolutely, completely, 100% wrong.

Person 1: “I don’t know what it is about you…I just know that I can trust you.”

Person 2, their actual, literal worst enemy: “Excuse me, what?”

Cue enemies to friends to lovers speedrun.

thiam hunger games au in which theo and liam keep telling each other:

"i'm not dying for you"

"i'm not dying for you either"

because they know that only one of them can make it out of the games and only one of them can live at the end - and they'll fight together, to make sure one of them does - but they won't die for the other so the other can win.

except that every time they say it - as they grow closer and closer, as they keep risking themselves to save the other - it rings less and less true.

and then they're the only two left.

#thiam #teen wolf #teen wolf au #thiam au #thiam hunger games au #theo raeken #liam dunbar #thiam imagines #thiam headcanon

marvel-lous-things

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

sanerontheinside

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

unfortunate-stranger-losers

i have very mixed feelings on stranger things 3 but let’s be real it was absolutely iconic for straightbaiting people into caring about a platonic relationship

neighborly

will someone please help this poor homicidal child??? he’s been trying to roundup his dumbass siblings for WEEKS with no sleep

#my god ive never seen him sleep except that one time he got hit by a shrapnel and passed out #is that the only way for him to get some rest?

can you believe that Five's saved his family's lives 3 times over and none of them has ever shown an ounce of appreciation or even acknowledgement?

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #number five #tua #tua netflix #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #alison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #you ungrateful bastards #i say without hate or anger #the shit he does for you all #yall completely take it all for granted #to add salt to the wound #they also waste all his efforts

can we talk about how we all assumed that Ben died looking like that (at that age) but in actuality he died when he was still a teen which means that his ghost aged? it also means most of them would have no idea what Ben currently looks like and for all they know, that sparrow guy with the awful emo hair could be anybody

(also there's no reason for him to be dressed all black like that with a leather jacket if he died on a mission)

#the umbrella academy #tua netflix #tua #the umbrella academy s2 #this season was just full of stuff that made no sense #so many plot holes and flaws #the umbrella academy season 2 #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #also cant believe that ben is dead dead now #i really liked the character and feel like there were so many missed opportunities for other dynamics/relationships between him & the other

i'd always sorta headcanoned that five, ben and vanya were closest when they were kids (because of five yelling their names in the apocalypse and five being remorseful he wasn't there when ben died) so i cannot begin to express my disappointment that five never got to have a moment with ben in the show.

#the umbrella academy #tua netflix #season 2 #the umbrella academy s2 #tua #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #i always felt like klaus and ben's closeness mostly grew out of klaus being the only person who could see him

am i being dumb? why did (old) five keep trying to calculate his way home with his powers when he had a briefcase?

#wrong calculation #the umbrella academy #number five #five hargreeves #would solve the whole thing #feel like they only did it to create the problem of him being in his child body

don't know if this has been said (or maybe i'm making no sense), but Larry's literally wrapped up head to toe in bandages that protect against and suppress radiation but sure, Miranda's the one the scants can't infect.

hard to believe the radiation wouldn't kill it even if it does get through (or at least make it super scants)

#dumb patrol #kipling was a treat to have back #does it count as beastiality if its a magical horse head?#larry trainor #crazy jane #miranda #2x07 #doom patrol

hiddenblockclub

#the fact that this was michael that caused the mess instead of being the one angry about the mess made this 70% funnier

huh, i always did find it odd that an adult played underground baby doll, but now it makes sense.

#doom patrol #finger patrol #dc #2x05 #crazy jane #baby doll

bruh the department of defense had some stormtroopers level of aim there. they had their sights pre-aimed at Larry but still managed to hit Dex, Rita and Toby. they pretty much shot everyone they weren't meant to and missed the one guy they were aiming for.

#doom patrol #finger patrol #2x05 #larry trainor #rita farr #dc

schmidtsburg

Best friend goals!

This sounds so much like a Nick & Schmidt plotline. I LOVE IT.

dooliaz

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geoff’s story about going to lunch with funhaus always makes me feel warm inside

(from Let’s Play Minecraft: Ep. 160 - Againderman Part 2)

whitepeopletwitter

teaboot

I’ve been watching Good Omens for ’ll of about ten minutes and I have to say, I do like the poetry between hell’s most angelic demon and heaven’s most demonic angel coexisting

teaboot

Through watching the rest of the show I went from “worst demon and worst angel- a demon that is too kind and an angel that is too hedonistic”, to “best demon and best angel- a demon so rebellious he can’t even cooperate with the rebellion and an angel so angelic he was ordered to love humanity and now refuses to stop”, and having finished, now, I’ve found myself resting on “two beings who are in fact very very human and love each other very much”

micaxiii

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