penguins

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

this is my favourite poem ever

[sadellite]

MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

[just-shower-thoughts]

If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child

[peach-molasses]

Just remember

[skyakafreckles]

Life lessons

[danasoupchef-deactivated2021062]

Unless you’re a lesbian, then you don’t have to worry about the D.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

[copperbadge]

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

[digital-gecko-deactivated201802]

My heart wtf

[aenramsden]

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

[kaijufluffs]

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

[katzedecimal]

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

[popetato]

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

[jovano-jovanke]

SHOOK

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[blindbirdnerd]

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

[la-lampionaia]

No matter how long Mycroft knows his mind

They know his heart.

[dln-085]

The only good news of 2016

[teamrocketing]

this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictures just now

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

Being gay is so pure

[stunt-muppet]

he hide in own tentacles :w

[x]

[rainbowbarnacle]

*SCREECHING*

[litterbot]

Me when getting compliments

[memewhore]

[dealinghope]

“White *Privilege is not having to create hashtags like #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

racism kills”

[omgbunnyrabbits-blog]

[darcystarlizzie]

[mysharona1987]

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

[bhujangan]

American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.

[billiondollarblog]

“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

[oldeststoryintheuniverse]

okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

[isolatedhysteria]

“It’s weird how quiet it is.”