s-s-senpai!

professional shitposter. i play games sometimes, and i draw sometimes.

[malibuklaus]

goomba

[malibuklaus]

[sqweanky]

[wetchickenbreast]

women are really hot. did you guys know this

[disgustinggf]

[sdqubeley]

i do this to u

[haunted-dot]

Just a joke based on the implication made about the dark urge's hobbies and this scene in brooklyn99.

[clmntne]

had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night

[captainlividllama]

ryuk

[prettiestboytoy2]

[sweetmapple]

Act 1 Astarion

[ribbonentrails]

Love them✨

[thesituation]

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

[harbingersolution]

funniest shit I’ve read all day

[mynowherenothing]

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

[trans-yllz]

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

[toxicyuricaramel]

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history

[kosmogrl]

[lastromeo]

[ID: picture of a sleeping bunny tucked under a blanket. Black text edited onto the image at the top says "it has gotten better before" and at the bottom "and it will again". End ID]

[fishgummy]

[stupidpetface]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again