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ali // 21

[operaqueen]

[vetyr]

[oryeo]

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

the cutest part of this was when afterwards the kid said ‘so i could have a boyfriend if i wanted to?’ and i said yes, but to be careful because some people are mean to boys who have boyfriends and he pushes up his sleeves and goes ‘well then i’ll beat them up! if i wanna have a boyfriend i’m gonna have a boyfriend!!! i’ll even marry him if i wanna!’

[linoondles]

oh hey it got more adorable

[jaxuhmillion]

[officialdiagnosis]

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

[c-ptsdofficial]

me: *wakes up*

self hatred: *fuckin decks me*

[disposabla]

[nikolawashere]

[d-r-e-a-r-y]

[bled]

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[i-n-s-e-n-s-i-v-e-l]

[sitcomlesbian]

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

[ammnontet]

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

[joelle1002]

[s-dav]

[artogether]