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Miranda. 25+. She/Her/Hers. Bi

[juliedillon]

A watercolor painting of a swimmer encoutering some sapphic mermaids, edited slightly for tumblr. (The titty-out version is over on my bluesky at juliedillon.bsky.social )

[mraize]

September magic signature drop in The Innocent Sleep!!!

[rhuanious]

yeah you meet September in the earlier Tybalt shorts on patreon. and she gets a mention or 3 in the short about January which.. is i think also patreon. and not the end of a book. maybe. sooo many goods at teh back of books and on seanan's patreon

[mraize]

Yes now that I’m all caught up main series wise my plan is to spend the time between now and the next release reading the novellas and Patreon stories. I listen on audiobook when I drive to work mostly but I recently(ish) got physical copies of all the books so that I can read the novellas. I was just too eager to get to the new book to pause and jump around in the timeline before

[mraize]

I just finished Silver and Lead and ohhhhhhh my god they name the baby Miranda that’s my name oh my god I’m crying

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[mraize]

Silver and Lead time!!!!

[princesssarisa]

What is your middle name?

The name of one of my parents

The name of a relative or ancestor

The name of a friend of a parent

My mother's maiden name

A religious figure's name

Just a name my parents liked

Other

I don't have a middle name

Voting ended onJul 13

I'm Option #1: My middle name is my mom's name. But I'd like to know if that practice is very common or not.

[mraize]

September magic signature drop in The Innocent Sleep!!!

[mraize]

Oof because Sleep No More was the last book I read before I started my reread and now I’m all the way back around and reading The Innocent Sleep, and because of the extra book covering the same time with Titania’s world, it feels like I haven’t gotten to see Toby and Tybalt the way they’re supposed to be in *so* long. I’m starting to go feral please I need to get to the next book.

[dorothylarouge]

[lakemojave]

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[guerrillatech]

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[mraize]

God the end of Be the Serpent is so beautifully horrific.

[decomposedmaw]

Would you spend some time here?

[fleebites]

junicorn

day 19

‘unicorvids’

[puppygirldick]

Viktor Lyapkalo Artwork: 'Blowing bubbles' & 'Evening' Painted 9 years apart.

Same woman

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Yooo I went and looked up the Artist responsible for these masterpieces and holy shit did this guy love Big Women:

[nudity under the cut]

A man of excellent taste, I dare say!

[theanswertoyourquestionisyes]

Reblogging a second time to add that this is an active, alive artist and you can find him here:

http://www.lyapcalo.ru/

Website isn’t linking properly but if you google him, you’ll find him!

[thoodleoo]

burst out in unexpected laughter at this footnote from bostock's natural history translation. pliny the elder voice i forgor