wish you were queer

im only good at eating and sleeping. Dallas,tx

[caden]

[xetl]

the cat is controlling him

[isyourcomputeratorrunning]

[bruhless]

Wow

[iwannabeadored]

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

[johnny--guitar]

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

[seashellronan]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

[aidashakur]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

[spookney]

actual footage of me conversing with me

[oscar-b-wylin]

I’m actually Eric Andre right now at this point in my life. Honestly. This is my current state. Help

[sethnocentric]

Pray for us sinners…

Shot by @sethnocentric

Model IG @mkamaraofficial

[100493503004422]

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

[holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated]

You do that every morning???

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

EVERY MORNING.

[youblowuponesun]

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

no son

[you-are-talking-about-this-deac]

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

[sleepybiflinge]

*whispers* Not even Russia

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

[foxanddanapetrie]

RE FUCKING TWEET

[theshitneyspears]

Too real

[womaninthehighlands]

It took me a solid 3 minutes to process this venn diagram and I loved every second of it.

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

[angst-god]

wait for it, i promise it’s worth it

[glasmond]

When Angst God promised it’s worth it I’ve expected a crash  But it’s really just beautiful. Watch it!

[justdontwordshurt-deactivated20]

Bill Murray by Phantogram

[laughordie]

this was a real show 

[sheabutterbitch]

romance

[saiasus]

[comicky]

Matador bulge

[1010ll]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo0P-WDHTqK/

[pearl-likes-pi]

WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

[jaxblade]

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah 

[ravens-wing214-deactivated20230]

[violetbeetle]

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png

[materassassino]

a hero

[tchaikovskaya]

2 seconds into this video w/o audio i INSTANTLY knew this was russia lmao

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

“You want to cut it off?”

“How else am I supposed to park?”