TwainKitty

If you're in need, there will be no one but yourself.

[consultingwives]

computers are so fucking dumb in general i wouldn’t be surprised if everyone got permabanned for having pictures of armpits or some shit 

[lockrum-deactivated20230107]

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[lepas]

let’s see what tumblr thinks about these cute mushrooms :3

edit: you’ve got to be joking.

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[raesputin]

[notglacier]

[inudono]

God, can you imagine.

[amtrax]

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

[wereralph]

THIS POST GOT FLAGGED IM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT

[endivinity]

oh no

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[prozdvoices]

tumblr

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[jchristineleach]

Sleep tight! 

[galoupop]

Seven & Tanuki

[dailyraccoons]

Source

[tanuki-kimono]

Considering my url, it’s not a scoop: I love Tanuki. I mean, just look at those fluffy rascals :3 (seen on)

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[tanknspank]

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

[little-forget-me-not]