"Shut the fuck up, einstein" -Eddie Kaspbrak

@im-reddie

19, she/her~I love and appreciate all the ships. LIST FOR ALL MY CONTENT IS UNDER MASTERLIST IN MY TAGS!!! Absolutely hell-bent on making you either laugh or cry there is no in between.

1,645 posts

It’s been nice. Deleting my accounts. See ya later ✌️

Fem Reddie, I died this is so cute

Artist: @chemicaideath

every time I see this I get a little gayer send tweet

I made a thing.

YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

Goddamn it. I feel like I’m about to step into a loop.

Hi can you please link me to the oneshot you wrote based on the teen Richie drunk talking to Eddie about Eddie post cause the link isn’t working for me and I really would like to read it :)

a reddie one shot inspired by this post (x) It’s a Saturday and the losers club are having their regular meet up. Since there were seven of

hope this works!! sorry idk when this was sent x

petit-coquelicot

the-headless-vulcan

Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

theludicrousrival

One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.”

On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system.

lawful-evil-novelist

She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility.

In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will.

Who is responsible for paying off the debts of your deceased relatives?

Here’s a link to the detail on that one.

Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money

They really do.

My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.”

Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in.

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN.

If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves.

The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off.

Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing

And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this

yournewapartment

@bitchesgetriches

bitchesgetriches

ALL OF THIS.

Personal debt is not inheritable! That includes credit cards, you guys!

Bev & Richie

Memory

A name that isn’t mine

Thrown into the air like a spear

I stand on the other end like helpless prey

With a glass smile on my face

Lightning travels from my ears to my heart

And it aches

The thunderous voices being the ones I love most

I try to stop the rain that follows

But fail inside

A man out of nowhere approaches and you look familiar

Your eyes and smile awake my senses

that can’t connect to a memory

I know everything about you

But I can recover nothing at all

I can see your smile in the shade of trees during a picnic in spring

I can feel your fingers drag across my palm as we say goodbye

I can hear your laugh in a midnight rasp, desperate for sleep

I can taste the longing from your tongue the night we met

I can smell your late-night breath as we have close talks

I know everything about you

But I can recover nothing at all

I am so desperate to be done

So desperate to go home

I am so desperate and maybe you sensed that

You gave me a smile

“You’re just like any other girl”

You said

It didn’t feel like a statement

It felt like your hand in mine

Familiar

While whispering

“you’ll be okay”

It was comfort from another life.

A happier life perhaps

A shorter life maybe

A life where

I know everything about you

But I can recover nothing at all

-SR

City storm siren, location unknown.

alien-witch-princess

what kinda silent hill nonsense is this

mercys-wife-deactivated20180515

Run get out of there

we won

40yo gay still has no idea how to flirt.

I WISH THE CLOWN HAD KILLED ME SKYFSJTSGK

‪Thumbnails I probably won’t have the time to finish, so here it is anyway. Hey, Richie got his kiss on the kissing bridge.

Hey you know when something makes you not okay but happy at the same time? That’s called art my friend

Memory

A name that isn’t mine

Thrown into the air like a spear

I stand on the other end like helpless prey

With a glass smile on my face

Lightning travels from my ears to my heart

And it aches

The thunderous voices being the ones I love most

I try to stop the rain that follows

But fail inside

A man out of nowhere approaches and you look familiar

Your eyes and smile awake my senses

that can’t connect to a memory

I know everything about you

But I can recover nothing at all

I can see your smile in the shade of trees during a picnic in spring

I can feel your fingers drag across my palm as we say goodbye

I can hear your laugh in a midnight rasp, desperate for sleep

I can taste the longing from your tongue the night we met

I can smell your late-night breath as we have close talks

I know everything about you

But I can recover nothing at all

I am so desperate to be done

So desperate to go home

I am so desperate and maybe you sensed that

You gave me a smile

“You’re just like any other girl”

You said

It didn’t feel like a statement

It felt like your hand in mine

While whispering

“you’ll be okay”

It was comfort from another life.

A happier life perhaps

A shorter life maybe

A life where

I know everything about you

But I can recover nothing at all

-SR

muuchan42-deactivated20200622

Just some teenager love

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

grimthetransman

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

It’s dec 17 3:33 am we can still do this

super close!!

burnt-sienna-soup-ladles

subtle seduction techniques

Inspired by the suggestive way Richie drank that shot 👀

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