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Sleep [sliːp]
The act of sleeping. Slumber. The curse that was placed upon Briar Rose.
Example sentence: “The curse of death shall be revoked ― in its place, the princess shall ―― for one hundred years.”
Rest [rɛst]
Peaceful slumber. Sufficient amounts of sleep. The object of Briar Rose’s desire.
Example sentence: “I can ―― well because no one comes here.”
Indolence [ˈɪndələns]
Sleeping at the expense of one’s responsibilities. The source of Briar Rose’s happiness.
Example sentence: “Nothing is more satisfying than wallowing in ――!”
Endless Slumber [ˈɛndlɪs ˈslʌmbə]
Eternal rest. Death. Something that is beyond Briar Rose’s understanding.
Example sentence: “If I fall into ――, then my dreams will never come to an end.”
Having fallen in love with the prince, the Little Mermaid pleads with the sea witch. “Please, I wish to be made human!” “Very well. However, your newfound legs shall torment you for as long as you draw breath. Each step will be as though upon a bed of swords.”
“Furthermore... yes. I demand your gorgeous voice as recompense. Never again shall you exchange words with your companions ― are you not deterred?” The witch persecutes her in a sinister tone. Even so, the Little Mermaid does not waver.
Desperate in her attempts to dissuade the princess, the witch concludes her conditions thus. “Should your romance fail to bear fruit, then your heart shall shatter ― you will dissolve into sea foam and perish.” Her words bring the Little Mermaid to tears.
“How cruel...” “Yes, indeed. That is why...” “That is the very reason...” “I wish to become human.” The witch was incredulous ― she watched as tears rolled down the Little Mermaid's cheeks, and a blissful smile danced upon her lips.
What kind of game should I play today? How about stitching a stomach?
In that case, I have to cut one open first!
I’m going to use these scissors ― snip, snip, snip, snip...
I came to my senses, and found my right hand covered in blood.
My pale fingers were wrapped around the scissors.
Hm? What? How strange. I’ve been disemboweled.
Oh, dear! I need to hurry and sew it shut!
Again and again, I pierce my stomach with a rusty needle and a spool of
rigid thread.
It hurts, it hurt, it hurts! Still... I’m having so much
fun ― it feels so good…!!
Goodness, you have quite the discerning eye.
This is a world of fantasy, wherein “leveling up and striking your enemies” is an accepted practice ― still, you've chosen to direct your attention towards the weapons!
I created these two weapons last night, out of an urge to determine which would be superior ― “a weapon constructed with peerless techniques” or “a weapon forged with incomparable materials”!
LEVEL 4:
いやいや、貴方は実に運がいい!
さぁ!結果を特等席でご覧あれ!
イッツ、ショーーーータイム!!
You're very fortunate, indeed!
Come! I invite you to witness the results!
It’s showtime!!
Dorothy was carried away by a cyclone, and found herself stranded in an unfamiliar land. In order to return home, she would have to meet the Wizard of Oz, who could grant any wish. Thus, she began her journey alongside her beloved dog, Toto.
She made several friends along the way ― among them were a Scarecrow that wanted a brain, a Tin Woodman that sought a heart, and a Cowardly Lion that yearned for courage. They withstood the arduous pilgrimage together, such that they might see their wishes granted.
During their journey, the Scarecrow displayed great wisdom, the Tin Woodman sympathized with his companions, and the Cowardly Lion stood resolute against his foes. Dorothy began to wonder. Perhaps her friends had since obtained the objects of their desire.
The questions that took root within Dorothy continued to grow. I want to know more. I want to investigate. This land. Its people. My friends. I want to see what lies within. She no longer thought to contain her overwhelming spirit of “Inquisition” ― she took her weapon in hand, and...
Negotiator A
Marriage is a wondrous experience! There is nothing more rewarding than working towards a common goal alongside one’s spouse. Come ― I seek naught but your approval.
Negotiator B
Indeed ― I cannot dismiss the possibility that you will be betrothed to someone that you have never met. However, it is believed that wedded couples are disposed towards happiness. I have nothing more than your best interests in mind, princess...
Negotiator C
I beseech you to consider those within your vicinity. A kingdom without an heir is doomed to indigence. You must see reason ― such is the fate of a princess...
Negotiator P
It is my personal wish that the people should come to respect your choice to forgo marriage. I would much prefer to make my own decisions, rather than bend to the whims of another. That being said, my livelihood depends upon persuading you to marry ― I beg of you...
Therefore, I’m going to become a good person. I will become someone that can help those in need. However, I don’t know what it means to be good. I don’t know ― so I want to learn.
“I am an omnipotent puppet ― the people must direct their ears towards my words... in fact, they must also direct their eyes and noses towards me... they must direct their entire bodies towards me, such that they might lose their footing...”
In any case, my tale is most magnificent!
As such, it has become the subject of ballet ― a sophisticated form of art.
Hmm? What is ballet, you ask? I have no idea.
Pointless exposition that serves only to prolong the plot.
Killing Characters to pander for sympathy.
Ceaseless foreshadowing.
An explosion to conclude.
These stories have been ruined.
Making matters worse, the Characters themselves seek to rewrite their own tales.
Oh, how deplorable. How very deplorable.
The old man’s tedious banter fuels the Nightmares’ anger.
He splits their heads open!
Are the innards that ooze from within reminiscent of walnuts?
"Should your heads burst open, you must still heed my words..."
老人は、誰彼かまわず文句をぶつけます。
それを見てギシンアンキは笑いました。
The old man will bombard anyone with complaints.
Gishin and Anki giggled to one another as they watched him.
「こういうノ、何テ言うのか知ってマス?」
「知っテますデス。セーノ……」
「老害!」
“Do you know what this is called?”
“I do. This is...”
“Gerontocracy!”
それはくるみ割り人形を包むぼろぼろになった包装紙。
That is the name of the gnarled package that envelops the Nutcracker.
[Clam Hunting Life: Day 4]
Living here is an experience most enjoyable and soothing...
I have not the slightest cause for sorrow.
Yet at times, I find myself in the midst of anguish.
[Clam Hunting Life: Day 2]
This clam blows saltwater whenever he gets upset.
I can’t sleep because it’s so cold.
...Oh, he’s such a bother ― maybe I should eat him.
LEVEL 3:
【潮干狩り生活3日目】
……むにゃむにゃ。
眠りを邪魔するわるいアサリは死刑にしちゃうぞ。
[Clam Hunting Life: Day 3]
...Zzz.
Clams that misbehave and disturb my slumber will receive the death penalty.
[Clam Hunting Life: Day 4]
“Mermaid, Clammy! Wait for me!”
This beach is damp, and the sand gets in my mouth ― the seagulls are noisy, too...
Still, it wouldn’t hurt to stay for another day.
Uncharted territories await in the ocean depths!
Delving 250,000 miles underwater is a simple task with this special diving suit.
I’m going to investigate everything!
I’ve spared no effort with the shock resistance, either.
I could collide with a tuna fish swimming at high velocities, and the fish would explode into pieces!
LEVEL 4:
ですが……
この潜水服の欠陥は言わなくてもわかりますよね?
However...
You're aware of this diving suit’s shortcomings, aren’t you?