Token Oreo

[st-pam]

[coolbattlegirl]

Reblogging for the future

[just-shower-thoughts]

Some people are put off by the sexual usage of “Daddy” but no one bats an eye when “Baby” is used the same way

[enraged-chihuahua]

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes an employee’s most impressive efforts for a company are when they are fixing a mistake they hope their boss never finds out about.

[benditlikekorra]

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. [x][x]

[livelife-havefun-partyhard-deac]

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

[pixelfighter]

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

[the-robotic-strawberry-deactiva]

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

oh my god he’s so into it

[nandalorian]

metal

[lookskindadeadinside]

IT ME

[thecutestofthecute]

I’m going to explode 

[krabby-kronicle]

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gdayhowareya-deactivated2020011]

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[ruinedchildhood]

[isnt]

follow @isnt for more memes

[what-username-where]

Is water wet?

Dumb question, argued out, tiring

Is lava wet?

Hot new debate topic, fresh, exciting

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

[fifty-shadesofgay]

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave