[hyrude]

why were prezis ever a thing. who was like “i wish this powerpoint could give me motion sickness”

[ashsbrokenpieces]

Me too Luke, me too

[cakesunflower]

i want to uhhh cómo se dice,,,,,die

[mysharona1987]

[kihba-deactivated20211123]

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

[screamingbug]

nerd men are the worst breed of men because theyre just as shitty as other kinds of men except they think theyre oppressed for knowig sonic the hedgehog facts

[meibelle]

every time i think of james charles i think of

[panic-on-the-internet]

oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a (yee) whore

[dankmemeuniversity]

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[anxietyproblem]

I felt that

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler

[2000yr]

“i like pulp”

annnndddddddddddd datz y u single

[blackpyrefly]

catch me in the street using my froglike tongue to grab people’s airpods and eating them for the nutrient

[rosebudbasilton]

haven’t cared about ANYTHING the way i cared about one direction……….devoted myself to them…………………….thought it was safe……………………………………………………………ridiculous

[avpdkaneki]

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.