Voot's Bionicle Quarantine Zone

a bionicle sideblog by weedvampires | stud.io user, writer, funny robot liker

[robotwifehoarder]

saw the tweet screenshot in my saved files and had to draw them

[crosswiredcrafts]

Hahli going for a stroll on the beach

Also featuring CRAB

CRAB

Would you buy this as a print? Let me know

[fatestayyuri]

what if you went to go check a blocklist and you were on there, but the reasoning was that you "disrepected Sexy Bionicles". like there's extensive screenshots and everything, they even got testimonials from your mutuals. would that be fucked up or what

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

[toa-arania]

I think about the 08 shadow matoran a lot. Gavla the transgender icon. Radiak who went full Klingon fighting his friends because it was fun. Kirop getting demoted to Starscream because I guess Gavla was a bit cuntier? I want them to go on adventures together. What if they were taken away from the Makuta but there was no way to bring their light back? What if they just had to adapt and re-integrate with all the Opinions everyone would have about them? What if they became Toa somehow and had to deal with that? When I'm done writing Visions I'm definitely writing something with these three. I love them.

[crystaltoa]

Vakama Metru + text posts/tweets

[crystaltoa]

i can see onewa saying "you snost and you lost" with such perfect clarity, i think he said it once and nokama looked directly into his eyes and tried to drown him for speaking snost into existence

I headcanon Nokama as being a bit of a linguistics nerd. Contrary to what some might expect, linguists are generally intrigued and enthusiastic about grammatical variation and non-standard forms of language (I like to think she actually quite likes listening to Matau prattle away in chutespeak, though there's no way she's going to tell him that).

That said though. The Matoran language absolutely does not and never will need the word "Snost", Onewa. I imagine her just looking tired and so, so very Done with his nonsense.

[coldgoldlazarus]

Onewa: "Lemme guess. You're going to tell me 'Snost' isn't a real word?"

Nokama: "No, actually. I would have said 'It is now!' But. That doesn't mean I have to like it."

[toa-kohutti]

(feel free to disregard this ask if you don't want to be bothered with this sort of dumb inane shit, i just saw that vakama bottoming post and this stupid thought has been rolling in my brain like cheese down a slope) is onewa a pillow princess and why is the answer yes

no no you're definitely on to something here, you look at him and tell me he lifts a single fucking finger for you during sex. no, you're gonna put in the goddamn work or else he's blocking you on grindr and telling the whisper network that you have a small dick

[crystaltoa]

Roodaka + text posts/tweets

[sammykat2hb-blog]

Game night with the Toa Metru: what not to play.

Vakama: Poker. Counts cards. Plays dumb about it without actually denying that’s exactly what’s up. He can do this with many card games, but Go Fish never got him tackled by Onewa, so. No poker.

Matau: Charades. He doesn’t even need the Mask of Illusion, his creativity is 100 and his dignity is 0. His team will win. Also sweeps the entertainment category of trivia games.

Whenua: Charades, but for exactly the opposite reason as Matau. He is hopeless and your team will lose. Overthinks every prompt and his clues are obtuse at best.

(“The card says ‘gukko,’ why did you start stomping??” “Because gukko derives from the Old Matoric ‘ugukk,’ meaning ‘stomp,’ describing their nesting habit of stamping in a perfect circle-")

Also opposite of Matau, he wipes the floor with every trivia category except entertainment.

Nuju: Chess. Duh. And he refuses to go easy on anyone. The only person who plays him is Vakama, but even he only wins 16% of the time.

Nokama: Any word game, at all, ever. Did you think she was too nice to be competitive? Think again. Words are her thing, and being willing to die for her team doesn’t mean she'll let any of them beat her at her thing. She kicks ass at Pictionary, too.

Onewa: Jenga. He has an artist’s fine motor skills and an architect’s intuition for structure. Jenga is also banned after The Incident — Onewa has not beat the “moved the floor during Matau’s turn” allegations.

[lynns-bonkle-blog]

[cha5otic]

Oh hey, a custom Bionicle/Hero Factory head pack

(cannot seem to find any on the web, or I'm bad at finding things, so)

There is mainly two head types in the pack, Matoran Universe head and Agori/Glatorian head. Had to differentiate them cause apparently they have different eye heights and the latter type is a lot less forgiving in space

The Matoran Universe head is compatible with Mata, Metru, Okoto connections (except Hewkii Mahri's Garai, rip, also prolly Teridax's Kraahkan). The Agori/Glatorian head is compatible with Agori/Glatorian, HF Breakout, HF Brain Attack (screw HF 2.0 and 3.0 heads)

Garai is incompatible due to space needed for the Okoto's mask connections, had to cut a bit of the bar from the HF Brain Attack to make the head fit into Agori/Glatorian helmets, Agori/Glatorian heads are smushed to make sure Brain Attack visor+helmet fits, also the heads are a little bit taller (half an axle/pin taller) for light pipings

Also bonus torso piece and foot, its articulated (why haven't they thought of this), also idk why but stud.io seem to make the parts ricochet wildly when inserted

Also apparently every rendering software I had broke when I tried exporting the stud.io model for render

File is here, idk what other free anonymous file hosting sites there is, remind me if you want it reuploaded since PixelDrain only hosts it for a few months

[whiteheartlight]

AHHHH GIRLS I'M SO EXCITED MY BOYFRIEND JUST ASKED ME TO CLIMB THE SENTIENT MOUNTAIN WITH HIMMMM it finally happened!!! he is soooo sweet 😭 I cannot wait to abandon him in the acid grass to be devoured 😍❤️𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒🔪❤️‍🔥 wish me luck

[go4ino]

Bocchi the Rak(shi)

[carnelianfoxx]

hi everyone. loveisntcanon.com is real now

[kikinom]

https://loveisntcanon.com/

[crystaltoa]

Kualus probably stopped wearing his scarf as a Rahaga after he tried to use his back mounted Rhotuka for the first time and nearly throttled himself.

Iruini never let him hear the end of it.

[sandiaheadonline]

Had to draw that lmaooo poor Kualus

[donot-lose-your-head]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Antidermis" 😳 you'll be bonked out of your Kanohi💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I have to fulfill The Plan rn.

My buddy Brutaka pacing: The three that must be one. The two that must make them one. He must remember, he must be made to see, or the journey of 100,000 years will be for nothing. He hides beneath, preparing to meet his destiny. We must go there, we must right the wrong. So many wrongs before the Shattering can end.

[rabbitfolly]

How did people read Bionicle Adventures 01 and not mention how hard Vhisola went for her mentor