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CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.
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i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine
I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.
not going on tumblr for like 4-5 months is insane because why the fuck is everything worse now
I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters
Oh no saw trap for me i just wanted to sit in this bigass bathroom with you
Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth
btw u dont have anger issues, its everybody around u thats making u angry thats the problem and u should eliminate them
Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
not to bring twitter here but elaine benes of seinfeld is currently losing a best female sitcoms characters poll to someone from community and not only is recent bias a disease we are actively destroying recipes we are erasing herstory
those suck-ass live-action disney reboots are just like “haven’t you always wanted to see what your favorite disney characters would look like in real life????” shut up bro i see them every day in the disney parks
i see them every day in real life
thank you for your input sora kingdomhearts
Call my man mitch mcconell the way he's always stroking on video
If you see a post or hear somebody from an oppressed or exploited group expressing anger at their oppressor or exploiter class that’s maybe not very nice or specific in who its angry at, maybe its hyperbolic or includes you in a way you may not think is fair, maybe its not explicitly elaborating every exact and nuanced political position this person has, the correct response to that is to think “ok” and move on with your day. Somebody saying “I hope every white person explodes” or “I hope the entire continent of North America north of the Rio Grande and the Gadsden Purchase gets launched into the sun by big rocket ships” is not actually an attack on you. You are safe. I mean this sincerely: cope. It’s fine. Its pretty normal to think “yeowch! I would not like to explode or be fired into the sun I think”, thats okay, just keep that to yourself! I promise you its alright. Shhhhh. I’m feeding you sugar cubes like a wild horse. Gentle. Easy now. You’re safe.
idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost