Alexis Getty's defense attorney

i post goofy and horny shit here. would prefer if minors didn't interact. i am old. enjoy!

[sincerelywhistler]

Corvus

Need that.

[toadkatkat]

The scream I scrumt

[feralratbitesu]

puppy play but halfway thru i suddenly start barking and run off into the woods faster than u can keep up with. u quickly lose sight of me. u call out my name and whistle to no response. u walk slowly in hopes of hearing where i may be but its dead quite. my barking stopped some distance away. it was getting dark when i ran off but now its pitch black. against ur better judgment u leave in hopes that ill come back of my own accord. 3 days later uve given up hope. ur printing out lost dog posters when u hear scratching at the door. u open it to see me. u lunge forward and hug me so excited i came back. immediately upon being back u feel like somethings off. i look and sound just like me. but i walk around the house like i hadnt been there. i refuse to eat anything even treats. and when u look at me u get the sinking feeling these are different eyes staring back at u. almost as if theyre seeing more than usual. u initially write it off as just being due to stress of being in the woods alone for a few days. but one day in the middle of the night u hear a scratching. u think its me but im asleep on the floor by ur bed. u walk out into the hallway. u follow the noise to the front door. under the sound of scratching is whining. my whining. u swing open the door to a barrage of licks and headbutts. the joy u get from seeing me immediately sinks into a gutteral fear as u realize the dog that came back. the dog uve spent a week sleeping next to. was not me. but some kind of imitation. i start snarling. then whimpering. u dont need to turn around to know what was standing behind u. u pick me up and run as fast as u can. stomping footsteps way too close behind u. and then. nothing. u turn around just in time to see the thing that was once imitating ur dog lurch into the woods. it lets out one final bark in my voice. then disappears into the trees. and then we like. have sex or something

[illegallymale]

[spicymancer]

Roll for initiative.

[toadkatkat]

You must bounce on it…crazy style….

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

problematic swag gap relationship

[toadkatkat]

Just saw some fanart of Vega with his whole dick out, god bless

[gjjuddmk2]

[43406]

[sacred-portal]

[toadkatkat]

must an audio rp series be good? is it not enough to see avior, unhinged?

[pycth]

More and Less video summary—

[frozentime]

mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!

[elnerdo19v2]

[acatnamedafteradog]

Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter

[segamascott]

dick fight island #survivor

[officialpenisenvy]

having a threesome is NOT about sexual attraction. it's about recreating and critiquing the nuclear family unit through a post structuralist lens

[satinfangs]

there is something so romantic about vampirism as a whole. like yes i can have your body but i crave something beyond your looks. i crave what's inside of you, what keeps you alive. i have to bathe my tongue in your most valuable essence, my fangs like blades have to know how your flesh tastes like

[astraltrickster]

one of the worst feelings in fandom is when the canon version of a character is one of your favorites ever but their fanon interpretation is just something you want to dropkick into a dying star and watch it all go supernova hopefully from close enough that it will obliterate you and your memory of what the fandom did to them in the process