rose and dave finally figure out how to alchemize a bong with weed already in it on earth c after five to six years of combining vases, ceramic wizard statues, various posters of cheech and chong, among other things, finally cracking it when they add a photo of cookie monster photoshopped green holding a jpeg of a marijuana leaf to the alchemical mix. they pass around their pride and joy in the circle as one does and when it finally gets to karkat they try to tell him how to use it and he goes I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!! I JUST WATCHED KANAYA AND TEREZI USE IT HOW HARD CAN IT BE. while terezi is coughing up spittle in every direction to his side, with kanaya already greening aout autistic style, dave and rose relentlessly tease him about making sure he doesnt blow it out the wrong end. which, of course, spawns quite a few different phallus-related discussions at karkats detriment. kanaya asks karkat If Hes Going To Take A Hit This Century And If Not To Hand It Over, Bong Hog and while rose begins to lecturekanaya on bong circle rotation ettiquette karkat goes ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ILL DO IT!!!! and before he can even click the lighter on he shatters the entire lip by biting down on it with his teeth. dave collapses onto his hands and knees, shouting in distress as a single genuine tear may or may not drip down his cheek. rose starts to list out every barbituate she knows at the doses required for euthanization while kanaya shakes him back and forth like a limp doll in a sweater. terezis laughing so hard she ends up puking onto both karkat and kanaya, then starts to lose consciousness from the lack of breathing, wheezing like a kazzoo. rose is just listing out names of fictional wizards with -barbitol at the end as she ran out of real ones a while ago. it takes about fifteen minutes of chaos for jade to poke her head in, tell them theyre all animals the lot of them, then say even if she wasnt already growing up weed seedlings in her atrium, they can just remake it with the alchemizer. while rose hands dave a tissue as he stoically cries into her shoulder, kanaya stands straight up on her feet, gripping her fist dramatically, anime protsgonist-like. Its The Principle, Jade. Its The Principle
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