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Anna/Phoenix - 22 - he/him (not a man)
tme - aspec - nb femme lesbian - goth - fil-am
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i think i saw a movie like this once
Ok I needed to know the story and
Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace
I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually
there are few things i <3 more than being an anti-ai killjoy at my job. someone googles something and i say “can you scroll down, i don’t trust the ai overview.” i say “i don’t believe in the ethical use of generative ai” like eight times a day. a coworker once told me he used chatgpt to pick his outfit that morning and i stared at him until he apologized. and i will KEEP DOING IT <3
“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking
Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.
Yes, but also, I
am begging you on bended
knee, paragraph breaks.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
ordered a burger AMA
yes
we’re dating now btw
I’m so happy for you and the burger
I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person
thinking about my brother yesterday telling me to take away the vitamin gummies from my other brother because he's "addicted"
youtube just recommended this song that i havent heard in years. oghhhhh
another core memory about my babysitter's a vampire is that the vampires in that show don't actually burn in sunlight, but they're still sensitive to it and so they have to wear sunglasses and jackets to protect themselves. so at the peak of that show's popularity, i liked to pretend that i was a vampire and i would go out wearing jackets and pants and sweaters and shit to cover myself from the sun. i would do this even at school.
the only live action christian film that i watched as a kid that i still kinda respect is this low budget film called pass the light. and that's because there was a gay couple in it that the main character was actually pretty chill with
every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish
Today's stock photo: A pair of skeletons in loving embrace.
Not to be insane but it's worth noting that the discoloration of the top implies a much older skeleton. #age_difference
I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more
fighting game heritage post
why is my cat so stupid
