Dirty Deeds Done Moderately Expensive

**NSFW/IDGAF blog** what do we call it now? profic? sure whatever. don't like then don't look.

[hardy-boyz]

© mattandjeffhardy.com (2000)

[salemnslater]

bro got caught blowing matt and tried to play it off

[salemnslater]

( following a skit where jeff and matt are waking up in a room together , jeff immediately starts looking for his brother , confused and disoriented )

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“ what did we do last night ? “

“ we were at our hotel at ( ? ? ? ) , right ? “

. . .

“ did we drink last night ? “

“ we drank , yeah , we drank , but i- . . . “

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i know this was all for a y - light zone skit on the hardy show , but man , i can ’ t help but wonder if that interaction was at least SOMEWHAT based on real events

also some of my fav gifs i made of that episode because they were alllll over each other . . . take a look at matt ’ s hand placement in these three

some more innocent ( but still close proximity ) gifs of the two of them under the split ! sorry for the weird video effects on a lot of them , they edited their y - light zone videos very heavily , so they put those effects on there , not me

[urfavoritelittlebro]

Wdym I'm not supposed to ship those two very attractive brothers together? What else am I supposed to do?

[voingus]

Malreese non con please please please i will give you my first born if u draw them 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[voingus]

more francis x reese, please !!!!

This is a quick one sorryy

[voingus]

more reese and malcom non con plss;-;

When ur trying to crack your little brother and he won’t shut up

[voingus]

Cheerleader reese…cheerleader reese in a cheerleader dress…🤔 hmmmmmm maybe u could draw that possibly maybe perchance…i would die and also start worshipping u ☺️

Quick doodle of cheer reese & Francis 😋

[mas0ch1st1cbaby]

Repost this because my original post got deleted sadly </3

[idontlikecandy]

Dirty little secret

[crucifornicate]

More heffleycest… weeps

I haven't drawn them in a while

[malifiquemakes]

A soft Valentine's gift for them <3 Thank you @nyc3 for the most excellent mental image!

Full image under the cut, mind the 🍑

[crucifornicate]

took greggy out, but at least he's home before dinner, right?

[girlhaterism-two]

[ultimatesue]

Maybe a bit salty…

[castieloise]

dean does the typical older brother thing of shoving sam's face in his armpit to force him to smell his b.o

sam does the not so typical younger brother thing of getting a boner in reaction

[lilacpaperbird]

leaving these two links here for all the weecest scent kink enjoyers 🫡

I've Got A Hand For You by Edwardina

With A Bit Of Spit And Luck by elsi (Prince_of_Elsinore)

[kaciart]

“…On three…”

[xyriath]

OHMYGOSH Sammy it’s all I ever wanted. <33333