igor's prison camp

a toaster who inconsistently posts low-quality persona content (with possible spoilers for most mainline persona and SMT games). hope you enjoy your stay.

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[akechicrimes]

@lavendrkisses

[itsjustalark]

That is exactly what he wants. Goro Akechi can never turn down a challenge.

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i swear to god

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minato: (choking on something)

ryoji: jeez, minato, don't die on us.

minato: don't tell me what to do. i'll die whenever the hell i want. ---

ryoji: i'm naturally funny because my life is a joke. ---

minako: sorry i'm late, everyone! i broke down on the way.

ryoji: oh! is your car okay?

minako: ...what car? ---

ryoji, reading a recipe: ...beat three eggs?

minako: like in hand-to-hand combat.

ryoji: oh.

minato: both of you get out of this kitchen.

it's new year's eve, and as tribute i decided to compile some twins being stupid and threw ryoji into the mix too. here you go.

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chie: am i going too far?

yosuke: no, you went "too far" seven hours ago. yosuke: now you're just going to prison.

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naoto: i have issues.

yu: finally, you admit it! the first step to redemption is to accept—

naoto: with you.

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Goro, out of breath: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff

Akira: that's ok-

Sumire: -we're stuff!

Goro: you 2, I swear to God!

Ryuji: haha our leader is bisexual

akira, immediately: by the way i'm bisexual—

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Akira: Guys, don’t worry I got a plan!

Later

Akira: TraitorSaysWhat!?

Akira: What?

Phantom Thieves:…

Akechi: Wait-

if akechi was found out earlier this is how they would have done it

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Sojiro: Kids! Time for dinner!

Akira and Futaba: FOOOOOD!!!!

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The phantom thief are watching someone climbing the Tokyo Tower

Ann: Man, some people are idiots!

Camera zooms in on climber, it’s Ryuji

Ann: Shit, that’s our idiot!!!

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Futaba and Akira: You are my da~ad. You’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

Sojiro: You brats gonna make me cry.

we're gonna be delusional for a second and pretend that futaba also has a text box and that the poorly made background hasn't been stretched weirdly (please)

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Futaba: *Pokes Akira*

Akira: What are you doing?

Futaba *continuing to poke Akira*: Sojiro says that since your not gonna be here much longer we should bond some as brother and sister…

Akira: …

Akira: *pokes Futaba*

i'm sure anon meant this more in a "siblings messing with each other because of boredom" sort of way, but the "you're not gonna be here much longer" made me think of akiren leaving at the end of the game which is bittersweet so boom, angst (ish).

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Akira: Crow, you okay???

Akechi: Bloooooood!

Akira: Violet, when was the last time he killed a Shadow?

Sumire: Two hours ago.

Akira: Let’s get him into Mementos before he starts a massacre in the middle of Shibuya Crossing

the next few quotes will be from anonymous asks from (checks notes) four years ago, which is a massive error on my part i'm so sorry for taking so long so i'm getting these out, but feel free to send in new ones! (please)

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akira: the best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. akira: deal with it.

yusuke: darkness without light is an abyss. yusuke: light without darkness is blinding. yusuke: you cannot have a coin with one side. ryuji: yo, socrates! it's an effin cookie!

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Not a question but I just found ur account & I just wanna say that this is the best thing I’ve seen since I downloaded tumblr

thank you so much! i aim to please :) (this ask is two years old so again i am so so sorry for not responding at all but PLEASE know that i appreciate your comment)

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akechi: what the hell is wrong with you?

akira: i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself, but still think i'm better than everyone else. ---

akira: how do i tell akechi that i want him to yell at me like he's gordon ramsay, akira: and i'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? ---

sumire: i don't want to talk about it.

akechi: good. i don't want to hear about it.

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akira: punch me in the face.

akechi: ...punch you?

akira: yes, punch me. didn't you hear me?

akechi: i always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually just subtext.

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aigis: what kind of dog is this?

yukari: ...that's a tortoise.

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akechi: so according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility" if there is an internet outage,

akechi: and that i should contact the faculty and department.

akechi: now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you'll have the same thought i did.

akechi: how the FUCK am i supposed to contact the department?!

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morgana: i am very small.

morgana: and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under.