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so it turns out that college is hard. huh
The importance of stupidity in scientific research | http://jcs.biologists.org/content/121/11/1771
sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
me: dONn’t touch those
new guy:
me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.
new guy:
new guy:
me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.
Science is rational, scientists are human.
In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.
It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.
It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.
This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.
You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.
The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.
When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.
Y'all laugh. But in my very first computer diagnostics class we were taught that the first thing you did was bow three times touching ground to appease the computer demons that live inside to make it work.
My brother is an Airframe/powerplant mechanic and in his first avionics class he was taught that all electronics work because of magic smoke. You let the magic smoke out, it doesn’t work anymore.
My University anatomy lab has Kumar who is an articulated human skeleton. When things go wrong you have to tell Kumar a joke. If things still don’t work out it means he didn’t think it was a funny joke so then you have to make yourself the joke and do a little dance or sing a song for him.
Our lab has several computer stations which sit 4 people each. Where I sat had Kumar standing to the right of us, looking over our shoulder. My lab partner and I obviously did something to upset Kumar during that first lab prac. Maybe cheating and googling the answers that first day, maybe throwing our bags carelessly at his feet and failing to greet him, maybe it was my insatiable obsession with bones in which I rudely proceeded to touch Kumar’s sexy finger bones up. We shall never know. But ever since that first practical, which went perfectly, every single goddamned practical after that had equipment malfunctions.
Every session, 5-10 minutes in would have whatever equipmemt we were using not work. And it would work PERFECT for every other group that session, and every group before and after us using the exact same equipment. It baffled our lab instructor at first but he just came to accept it halfway through the semester, as did we. As soon as he finished giving the demonstration he’d come over to us and joke around “so what’s it going to be today?” And wait for 5-10 minutes with us until, without fail, something would fail or stop working.
I’ll have to use those anatomy labs again next year and I’m going to buy Kumar an apology present, drop to my knees and beg him for forgiveness.
If that’s an actual human skeleton, as once living and breathing, no wonder ya gotta appease Kumar. Kumar is haunting your lab
if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is
“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”
sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.
plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)
and this one
which made me laugh despairingly because i mean
bro you don’t even know.
what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”
“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”
‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it
What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?
“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”
I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking
I’m enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation of “to yeet.” I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect is “will have yitten.”
Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language:
“Underwent unplanned rapid disassembly” – it exploded, and it wasn’t an explosion we wanted to happen
“Lithobraking maneuver” – it stopped because it hit the goddamned ground.
“Engine-rich exhaust” – the engine bell melted or evaporated, or the engine ejected itself out the back of the rocket without having a very good reason to do so.
“Fishing orbit” – the craft is in the ocean instead of space and we didn’t mean to put it there
“Thrust was observed along an undesired vector” – the engine leaked and the rocket spun off into oblivion.
“Wearing his manager hat” – a moron who shouldn’t be an engineer (a reference to the infamous quote “take off your engineer hat and put on your manager hat” in the meeting in which the Challenger was cleared for launch)
“Received an unrequested transfer” – he’s dead.
LITHOBRAKING MANEUVER
I’d just like to share this warning I came across on Wikihow...
idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared
just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there
update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW
test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball
results: she sit
wild things about this post:
-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’
-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post
-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance
I was going to post a long explanation for this diurnal migration behaviour, but I feel like a true explanation. Would just be lost.
Blessed Post
MOSS BABY
im trying out “noa” as a name and i was wondering if u could use it in a message so I can get a feel for whether i like it? also, if you have any name associations I’d be interested in seeing them!
I’ve never done name associations before so I’m sorry if this is bad but the name Noa gave me kinda astrology, bookish vibes and made me think of curling up in blanket forts
This is a moodboard for my awesome friend Noa! They are awesome and deserve to have an amazing day/week!! ✨✨✨ (also Noa is an awesome name I ⭐️love⭐️ it)
god this is fucking PERFECT i love you and all you stand for ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Creak of the Roof by Pavel Vophira
Sleep deprived me crawling out of my room at 6 am after spending 8 hours finishing homework due next class
Things to put in pen pal letters
💌 pressed flowers
💌 tea bags (you can write little things about why you like the tea)
💌 a little playlist
💌 polaroids of you and your friends
💌 stickers
💌 postcards from where you’re from
💌 print off photos of your pets
💌 rings or other small jewellery
💌 little drawings and sketches
💌 a heart shaped note with all the things you love about them
💌 some washi tape (you can wrap it around a popsicle stick)
💌 little origami things
💌 small prints
💌 some sweets from where you’re from
💌 a sticker sheet
💌 pretty note paper
💌 some hot/cold beverage sachets
💌 face masks
💌 beauty samples
💌 sticky notes
💌 cut out magazine photos or articles
💌 collages
💌 poetry (either poetry you wrote or your favourite poetry)
💌 you can go to charity stores and find cute cheap books and cut out pages from them to put in your letters
💌 business cards from shops you like
💌 flyers from places you’ve been
💌 maps (of your city or hand drawn maps)
💌 a pen pal tag, a list of questions you want then to answer (There’s a list of them on my blog)
💌 any other little things you want!
imagine just,,, being here. Reading a book under the stars while the dome above you slowly turns, giant eyes staring into the heart of the universe.
(UCO/Lick Observatory)
he c h o m p
god i would KILL to have a library like this someday
(shamelessly stolen from reddit)
shoutout to closeted nonbinary people!
nonbinary people who are closeted because they’re afraid the concept of being nonbinary is too complicated for others to understand
nonbinary people who are closeted because they think them being nonbinary is “too much” for others to take
nonbinary people who are closeted because they’re afraid they’ll be ridiculed and laughed at
nonbinary people who are closeted because they’re afraid of violence their coming out might cause
nonbinary people who are closeted just because they’re not ready to tell anyone
nonbinary people who are closeted because they’re more comfortable this way for now
closeted nonbinary people are amazing and not any less nonbinary and they deserve all the love in the world!
Another flag edit that nobody asked for!
Crow nonbinary!
I love birds and I’m beginning to think that maybe I’m gonna do a series of bird nonbinary flags????? Maybe???? If you guys have any suggestions that be swag! Or suggestions for other flags?
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21 Years of Amazing Earth Imagery
On April 29, 1999, NASA Earth Observatory started delivering science stories and imagery to the public through the Internet. Today, we turn 21! So much has changed in the past two decades…
One of the most notable changes is the way we view our home planet. Check out some of the beautiful imagery of our planet over the past 21 years.
2000: Pine Island Glacier
Most people will never see Pine Island Glacier in person. Located near the base of the Antarctic Peninsula—the “thumb” of the continent—the glacier lies more than 2,600 kilometers (1,600 miles) from the tip of South America. That’s shorter than a cross-country flight from New York to Los Angeles, but there are no runways on the glacier and no infrastructure. Only a handful of scientists have ever set foot on its ice.
This animation shows a wide view of Pine Island Glacier and the long-term retreat of its ice front. Images were acquired by the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer (MODIS) on our Terra satellite from 2000 to 2019. Notice that there are times when the front appears to stay in the same place or even advance, though the overall trend is toward retreat. Read more.
2002: The Blue Marble
In February 2002, Earth Observatory published this “blue marble” image based on the most detailed collection of true-color imagery of the entire Earth at that time. Using a collection of satellite-based observations, scientists and visualizers stitched together months of observations of the land surface, oceans, sea ice and clouds into a seamless, true-color mosaic of every square kilometer (.386 square mile) of our planet. Most of the information contained in this image came from Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectrometer (MODIS), illustrating the instrument’s outstanding capacity to act as an integrated tool for observing a variety of terrestrial, oceanic and atmospheric features of the Earth. Read more.
2009: Tsauchab River Bed
The Tsauchab River is a famous landmark for the people of Namibia and tourists. Yet few people have ever seen the river flowing with water. In December 2009, an astronaut on the International Space Station caught this glimpse of the Tsauchab River bed jutting into the sea of red dunes. It ends in a series of light-colored, silty mud holes on the dry lake floor.
Like several other rivers around the Namib Desert, the Tsauchab brings sediment down from the hinterland toward the coastal lowland. This sediment is then blown from the river beds, and over tens of millions of years it has accumulated as the red dunes of the Namib Sand Sea. Read more.
2012: Manning Island and Foxe Basin, Canada
Although it may look like a microscope’s view of a thin slice of mineral-speckled rock, this image was actually acquired in space by the Earth Observing-1 satellite in July 2012. It shows a small set of islands and a rich mixture of ice in Foxe Basin, the shallow northern reaches of Hudson Bay.
The small and diverse sizes of the ice floes indicate that they were melting. The darkest colors in the image are open water. Snow-free ice appears gray, while snow-covered ice appears white. The small, dark features on many of the floes are likely melt ponds. Read more.
2013: A Lava Lamp Look at the Atlantic
Stretching from tropical Florida to the doorstep of Europe, this river of water carries a lot of heat, salt, and history. The Gulf Stream is an important part of the global ocean conveyor belt that moves water and heat across the North Atlantic from the equator toward the poles. It is one of the strongest currents on Earth, and one of the most studied.
This image shows a small portion of the Gulf Stream as it appears in infrared imagery. Data for this image was acquired on April 9, 2013, by the Thermal Infrared Sensor (TIRS) on the Landsat 8 satellite. TIRS observes in wavelengths of 10.9 micrometers and 12.0 micrometers. The image above is centered at 33.06° North latitude, 73.86° West longitude, about 500 kilometers (300 miles) east of Charleston, South Carolina. Read more.
2016: Curious Ensemble of Wonderful Features
When John Wesley Powell explored the Colorado River in 1869, he made the first thorough survey of one of the last blank spots on the map. The expedition began in May at Green River, Wyoming, and ended three months later at the confluence of the Colorado and Virgin Rivers in present-day Nevada.
About two months into their journey, the nine men of the expedition found themselves in Glen Canyon. As the men traveled along the serpentine river channel, they encountered what Powell later described in Canyons of Colorado as a “curious ensemble of wonderful features.”
From above, the view of Glen Canyon is equally arresting. In 2016, an astronaut aboard the International Space Station took several photographs that were combined to make a long mosaic. The water has an unnatural shade of blue because of sunglint, an optical phenomenon that occurs when sunlight reflects off the surface of water at the same angle that a camera views it. Click here to see the long mosaic.
2019: Lena Delta Shakes Off Water
For most of the year, the Lena River Delta—a vast wetland fanning out from northeast Siberia into the Arctic Ocean—is either frozen over and barren or thawed out and lush. Only briefly will you see it like this.
After seven months encased in snow and ice, the delta emerges for the short Arctic summer. The transition happens fast. The animation above, composed of images from the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer (MODIS) on our Aqua satellite, shows the transformation from June 3-10, 2019. Read more.
2020: Making Waves in the Andaman Sea
When tides, currents and gravity move water masses over seafloor features, they can create wave actions within the ocean. Oceanographers began studying these internal waves from ships in the 1960s, and the modern era of satellites has made it possible to see them on a grand scale. The Operational Land Imager (OLI) on Landsat 8 captured these images of the Andaman Sea on November 29, 2019. The reflection of the Sun on the ocean—sunglint—helps make the internal waves visible.
Internal waves form because the ocean is layered. Deep water tends to be colder, denser and saltier, while shallower water is often warmer, lighter and fresher. The differences in density and salinity cause layers of the ocean to behave like different fluids. When tides, currents, gravity and Earth’s rotation move these different water masses over seafloor formations (such as ridges or canyons), they create waves within the sea. Read more.
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