[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

[againwiththeturtles]

i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?

[ocularshingles]

god i love len's

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[ocularshingles]

i need to stop crying when i'm mad everyone thinks i'm having a fucking emotional breakdown well guess what guys i'm about to emotionally breakdown these bathroom stalls. i'm about to emotionally breakrip the fucking sink off the wall. i'm so fucking mad i can't speak

[ocularshingles]

like fucking clockwork

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[ocularshingles]

i need to stop crying when i'm mad everyone thinks i'm having a fucking emotional breakdown well guess what guys i'm about to emotionally breakdown these bathroom stalls. i'm about to emotionally breakrip the fucking sink off the wall. i'm so fucking mad i can't speak

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[deathgripsforcutie]

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

[angel-derangement]

should be a site where you can post but it doesn’t go anywhere. you type it in the box and hit post and the box closes and it never goes anywhere. no archive either. other people are also on the site but you can’t see them. the button must say post though, I want to be lied to.

[angel-derangement]

it should have a following tab and trending tab that are both always blank but you can pull down to refresh them. there should be a search function that loads then has no results for anything. when you lose internet it still says it can’t load anything, then when you connect again the error disappears but nothing replaces it.

[angel-derangement]

call it placebr or something. mechanically coherent functionally useless social media. the cloth mother of the social internet.

[kaylmao]

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[kn0wmore]

[jumpin--bean]

There are many wild things about Amok Time as an episode but I feel like we don't talk about the fact that the resolution is pulled from Romeo & Juliet. Like. Administering a drug that feigns death? For the purpose of escaping an arranged marriage? Spock/Romeo falsely believing the trick and being devastated?? This shit is from the most classic romance of all time what the HELL

[jamysmith]

eyesight poll!

this post from @all-vampires-are-gay made me curious. I tried to look up the distribution of eyesight prescriptions and weirdly couldn't find any info, so I'm making this poll to ask about people's eyesight. All responses and shares much appreciated! I've put .99's on the option so it's clear which to click if your diopter is a whole number.

I've made the scale in diopters as that seems to be most common. To clarify, positive numbers are hyperopia/farsightedness/longsightedness, and negative numbers are myopia/nearsightedness/shortsightedness.

What's your eyesight like?

+10 D or higher

Between +8 D and +9.99 D

Between +5 D and +7.99 D

Between +2 D and +4.99 D

Between 0 D and +1.99 D

My eyesight is perfect actually

Between 0 D and -1.99 D

Between -2 D and -4.99 D

Between -5 D and -7.99 D

Between -8 D and -9.99 D

Lower than -10 D

Show results/I'll answer in the comments/other

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

(Or if you know of any studies that already have these results, please lmk!)

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]