[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

[dogpuppy]

[puppygirllaika]

"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.

[ocularshingles]

car just pulled up next to me listening to billy joel loud as hell. i don't know what you're going through, girl, but i hope it gets better

[missstrogen]

If you see this this is your sign to transition. Do it. you'll be happier.

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[usernameofrassilon]

don't die wondering

[ocularshingles]

oh i never posted the finished nightgown i also made this week. i have to wash it cause i used a marker to mark out where the buttonholes were supposed to go, but that's done also. if anyone was wondering

[ocularshingles]

reasonably successful weekend craftswise. purchased four pairs of jeans for $4 at thrift store, broke down six pairs of jeans for materials, repaired three pairs of work pants.

i have a plan marinating right now for how i might be able to turn my denim fabric into quilt patches more quickly. it's hard to explain, but i'm thinking i could work more efficiently if i sewed the patches together before i actually cut them out. still have to test this theory in practice, might be trickier than i'm thinking.

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I still remember this French exchange student who came to Canada and said to me in exasperation, "I thought you did metric!" We do, just not always.

The thing is, I'd say we are bilingual in measurements, but I can only do my height in inches and feet, cm and meters mean nothing to me if it's a human. I have to convert with math (I do know my own height in both). If I'm told a human's weight in kg I have literally no picture in my head of how they might look. Tell me in pounds and I'm good. Tell me the day's temperature in F and I won't know how to dress. Has to be C

We really do measure travel distances in time. I live 2 and a half hours away from my parents. No idea how many kms. That's not important. The important part is the time.

If I will defend anything imperial, it's cups and spoons. Best way to bake in my humble opinion. Trying to bake in metric has too many hundreds of ml.

[imaginebobbydylan]

imagine bob dylan flying through your bedroom window at 50mph

[infertilityidol]

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

[topgunvolleyballscene]

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[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

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[elierlick]

There is still time. It's never too late to transition