vintage misery

caden / 29 / zoologist

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[rosecrystal]

[calware]

gender affirming pointy teeth

[argumate]

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

[argumate]

 - you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor

 - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

 - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

 - you are Keira Knightley

[empanadazul]

- all three of your potential love interests end up on the same ship at one point they have a lot of tension between them but they don’t fight because you told them not to

- a random pirate you knew for half an hour names you his heir and now you command one of the biggest and most important fleets in the sea

- not only that but you became the Queen of all pirates who now obey you and are at your command. You use your powers to destroy the fleet of the East India Company

- there’s a kraken

[cindy-lou]

BLADE RUNNER 2049 2017 ― Dir. Denis Devilleneuve

[kafkasapartment]

Incoming Tide, 1934. Hayley Lever. Oil on canvas

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[softbrah]

“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[urgetocreate]

Granville Redmond (American 1871-1935), California Poppies and Eucalyptus, 1914, Oil on canvas

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[jsong0-0]

I don't know what I'm drawing.😇

[ehohadele]

my most favorite hobbit….

[flythesail]

It's hard to do things when you don't want to. Has anyone else noticed this

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

anne bonny my beloved. she learned to stop stabbing people as a coping mechanism but then immediately continued stabbing people for the pure love of the game. incredible character development.

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will