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for my followers in long distance relationships/friendships:

the website rabbit is amazing for watching netlfix, youtube, hulu and more with your friend/datemate/queerplatonic babe. seriously, you can chat, watch movies and tv together, and see their face and hear their voice. signing up is completely free and up to 10 people can be in the same chat. please please give this website a try, you won’t regret it.

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athenagcsuti perfect for Noirvember watching.

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Reblog if you wouldn't mind if your partner had self harm scars. I want to prove a point to myself that I'm not repulsive.

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I’ve never seen a noir film donut hate me @tobeaparagraph

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We have to have a together-apart movie date athenagcsuti because it's NOIRVEMBER and then we have to do very noir makeup because I've decided this now.

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OHMYGOD it’s us tobeaparagraph

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TRUTH

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The past few weeks have been super shitty and I just got some new lingerie to feel better and I’m gonna do the same for you.

I have mixed feelings about True&Co in terms of sizing (do not rely on the quiz for your size, it is vastly inaccurate and you should go to get fitted by a lingerie...

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jonsnowknowsnothin’s SUPER SHINY HOENN GIVEAWAY!!

to celebrate the upcoming release of Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby, all these generation 3 pokemon are up for grabs!

for starters, there will be SEVENTEEN WINNERS! each of these winners will get THREE pokemon each!! (first place will choose first, second place choosing second and so on)

and that is just to start of with.. for every 500 notes this post gets I will add another winner and another three pokemon! (Upto 2500 notes!)

rules

only reblogs count as entries! likes don’t count. (you can reblog as much as you like, but please don’t spam your followers!) you can like it to remind you to reblog later, or so you know you have reblogged it! (it just wont be an entry)

you do not need to follow me to win! (but if you do i will give you an extra entry as a thankyou!)

you must be happy to exchange friend codes with me, have a copy of pokemon x or y, and access to wi-fi to receive your prizes

you need to have an open ask box! if i cannot contact you on tumblr, then you forfeit your winnings, and another winner will be chosen to fill your spot.

winners will be chosen via a random number generator, and given 24 hours to respond before another winner is chosen!

if you have any questions please don’t be afraid to send me an ask, I am happy to answer!!

GIVEAWAY WILL END ON AUGUST 8th!!

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wow 500 notes have passed while I was sleeping! and as promised, ANOTHER WINNER and THREE MORE POKEMON have been added!

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another 500 notes and another winner! these pokemon have been added!

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wow! time for another winner, and another full set of shiny starters up for grabs!

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we are up to 21 winners! these pokemon have been added, and another set will be added at 2500 notes!

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last set of pokemon added, and a 22nd winner!

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I never expected to get so many notes, so i will add one final lot of shinies and a 23rd winner! There are only 3 days left to enter!

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LESS THAN 12 HOURS LEFT TO ENTER! THIS GIVEAWAY WILL END AT 11:59PM AEST (australian eastern standard time) TODAY, AUGUST 8!

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Follower Giveaway!

I know it’s only something really small but because this blog has so many awesome followers I got this little extra to give away to one lucky follower!

It’s a limited edition Elrond postcard with NZ Gandalf stamp on the back. I bought this card in Matamata (Hobbiton) and to be honest I haven’t seen these cards anywhere else before!

I will randomly choose one follower to send the card to and will ship to anywhere in the world!

To win you must:

follow this blog

reblog this post (you and like and reblog it as many times as you like to increase your chances)

be 18+ or have your parent’s permission

be willing to send me your address so I can send the card to you in case you’re the lucky winner

Winner will be chosen on Friday, 1st August!

Good luck!!

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ALIENTRAMP’S FEMINIST FUN GIVEAWAY

So a lot of you used to know me by my old URL Slut4Satan, but due to a stalker I had, I had to change my url for safety reasons. I lost a lot of followers because people did not realize it was still me. So I am doing a giveaway for all the people who have stayed with me and still enjoyed my blog, and also hopefully get some people back who I used to be friends with who think I have disappeared.

I am doing a giveaway of some pretty beginning feminist literature, its for people looking to find out more about feminism/relationships/sex positivity. Consider it a starters kit to feminism. Im also including some sexy fun so you can practice your new sex positive attitude <3

Full Frontal Feminism

What You Really Really Want

The Feminist Porn Book

The Ethical Slut

Double Dong Vibrating Dildo

Wanachi Vibrator Wand

4 Trojan Condoms. 2 Her Pleasure. 2 Magnum

In order to enter the giveaway you MUST BE 18+ because of the sex toys.

You must be following me (Im trying to rebuild myself as advice/feminist education/sex education and want to help as many people as possible)

Must Reblog so I can keep track. You can reblog as many times as you like

Winner will be chosen at random using random.org

Contest is open internationally.

Contest ends August 1st

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Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx

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Please signal boost this everybody!

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By now I hope at least some of you have heard of Javier Payne, a 14-year-old black boy from the Bronx who was attacked by the NYPD last weekend as he was walking home from a hookah shop in his neighborhood.

Cops said he was fighting with another boy, a 13-year-old neighbor in the area.

So what do you do when two boys are fighting?

Well, if you’re the NYPD, and the boys in question are black, you throw one of them through a window, puncturing his lung. As he lies there with blood filling his lungs, you handcuff him and refuse to call an ambulance. When you do call an ambulance, you enter the protocol for an adult drunk, instead of a dying child. When the ambulance comes, you refuse to let the paramedics uncuff him. Even as the paramedics explain that this boy is dying, you argue that he’s faking it and that he deserves to die there on the street for fighting with another boy. When you finally do let the paramedics uncuff him and take him to the hospital, you fail to report that you threw him through a glass window despite dozens of eye-witnesses reporting the opposite. When you are called upon by the community to account for your actions, you decide to do an “internal investigation” - therefore being accountable to no one outside your division. You encourage the deregulation of police conduct and refuse to let outsiders investigate how you train your officers.

And what do you do, if you’re a concerned citizen who is tired of seeing this? You write Bill de Blasio and you ask him to start an outside investigation into police brutality. Or at least that’s what I did. And if you want to cosign what I wrote him, you can do that here. And if you want to signal boost that for Javier Payne, you can do that too. You can sign my petition letter here.

(Photo Credit to Enid Alvarez for the New York Daily News)

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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooost

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Gay Mean Girls

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I’ll call this the “Hoenn is confirmed” giveaway.

First place winner:

Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire

$250 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens

Hoenn gym badge replicas

A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, any size of your choice.

3 surprise shiny Pokemon from Hoenn that will be revealed after you win.

A hoenn poster.

Second place winner:

Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire

$150 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens

Hoenn gym badge replicas

A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.

Third place winner:

Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire

$100 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens

A hoenn confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.

Guidelines:

You must be following me because it’s a giveaway for my followers.

Likes count.

The more you reblog, the more entries you have.

There will be 3 winners in this giveaway.

Winners will be announced privately due to people getting harassed for winning giveaways.

Strictly no inactive sideblogs or giveaway blogs.

Be 16+ or have your parents permission to give your address.

This giveaway is international.

This giveaway ends September 10th.

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I’ll call this the “Hoenn is confirmed” giveaway.

First place winner:

Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire

$250 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens

Hoenn gym badge replicas

A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, any size of your choice.

3 surprise shiny Pokemon from Hoenn that will be revealed after you win.

A hoenn poster.

Second place winner:

Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire

$150 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens

Hoenn gym badge replicas

A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.

Third place winner:

Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire

$100 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens

A hoenn confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.

Guidelines:

You must be following me because it’s a giveaway for my followers.

Likes count.

The more you reblog, the more entries you have.

There will be 3 winners in this giveaway.

Winners will be announced privately due to people getting harassed for winning giveaways.

Strictly no inactive sideblogs or giveaway blogs.

Be 16+ or have your parents permission to give your address.

This giveaway is international.

This giveaway ends September 10th.

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It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

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GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

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I want you to go man!

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if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

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People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

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SIGNAL BOOST

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I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

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soon, friend. soon

weddingbellklaine

We’re so close to getting this guy to Disney World!!

earthmoonlotus

I’ve liked this but haven’t reblogged it. I think it deserves to be on my blog

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Soooooooooooooo close.

indoraptorz

jonsnowknowsnothin’s SUPER SHINY HOENN GIVEAWAY!!

to celebrate the upcoming release of Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby, all these generation 3 pokemon are up for grabs!

for starters, there will be SEVENTEEN WINNERS! each of these winners will get THREE pokemon each!! (first place will choose first, second place choosing second and so on)

and that is just to start of with.. for every 500 notes this post gets I will add another winner and another three pokemon! (Upto 2500 notes!)

rules

you do not need to follow me to win! (but if you do i will give you an extra entry as a thankyou!)

you must be happy to exchange friend codes with me, have a copy of pokemon x or y, and access to wi-fi to receive your prizes

you need to have an open ask box! if i cannot contact you on tumblr, then you forfeit your winnings, and another winner will be chosen to fill your spot.

winners will be chosen via a random number generator, and given 24 hours to respond before another winner is chosen!

if you have any questions please don’t be afraid to send me an ask, I am happy to answer!!

GIVEAWAY WILL END ON AUGUST 8th!!

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My friend Chelle is in desperate need of help, monetary or otherwise. She has two rescue kittens she needs to feed, in addition to being able to feed themself and pay bills, as well as have transportation money to get to job...