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⭐99 liner⭐kpop⭐YouTube⭐They/Them⭐

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[mariacallous]

[perfectlyvalid49]

I want to be very clear on this. You can be out drinking with your friends on Friday night and dead on Sunday because of meningitis. Does that sound a little specific? Guess why I have such a specific scenario in mind.

And getting vaccinated is an easy way to prevent that. There is no medical reason to stop recommending that vaccine. There's no new study that shows that it's unsafe, there's no replacement that's better. This is literally the government making its citizenry less safe for no reason.

[seljepw]

This is the most accurate vaccine schedule as laid out by the AAP, who have stated that they think JFKjr is bullshit: 

If you have a kid, either download this or print it and confirm with your pediatrician that this is what you want to follow.

[toberlonetrombone]

YALL NO ONE IS USING MY OG URL SO GUESS WHO JUST ADDED A NEW BLOG JUST TO KEEP IT

[nukihowlter]

dan being flirted with by another blonde man and being like "u know who else is blonde.. my boyfriend 🥰" and then immediately texting him

[animentality]

[christianpuppetshow]

Fuck the countdown to Christmas, it’s the countdown to wdapteo aka the ultimate gay holiday

[halfdoomed-helianthus]

i love when dan and phil react to old dan and phil videos because why are they always just fully looking for phan proof

girl you ARE phan

[sleepyslag]

I need them to react to pinof just one more time. I need to hear about how it was their first date. the whole weekend was the date.

[frandrawsalot]

they were phairies ✨🧚‍♂️

[weirdgirl247]

they’re like two beautiful lesbian elves who saw me from across the tavern and really liked my vibe

[bisexualnamjoonie]

how many ao3 slash fics do you think he read to get inspiration

[weicecilia]

They had a situationship

[fryday]

I think we actually need a new phrase to describe the way dan was looking at phil in the video last night. heart eyes yes but also. that was heart face howell. heart whole body and soul howell. he was just a giant heart

[azariphil]

He’s so ready to fight that man

[clfoset-rat]

dan fails #nopisschallenge in 35 seconds

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]