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Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
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Cosmic Funnies
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Today's Document
DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@clfoset-rat
Hi i’m Pippin!
my pronouns are he/they/nor/wist, I don’t really mind which of those anyone uses.
I will tag weekly podcast things with #hard-launch-spoilers for the monday they’re each released.
I’m 19 and while i’ve been aware of dnp for kinda as long as I can remember, I only started watching them early 2025.
my main blog (@swathingpath707) was becoming almost entirely dan and phil so I made this for them specifically!!
so yesterday with no preamble my sister walks up to me and goes "embrace the void and have the courage to throw ass" and then just. walked away. I'm like so confused but also I know Dan would absolutely approve of that 😭
hey sorry to be so sappy but dan and phil willingly and joyfully had their mii selves get married. it was the whole point. they worked towards their characters falling in love and committing to each other. for us. in front of us. they thought it was cute. hard launch era i love you.
the future is clear
one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it
"i think i read this on tumblr accidentally in 2014" <- man who used to actively seek out phanfiction
huge fan of dan's capillaries. thank you for turning that man's face bright red every time his relationship gets brought up on camera
the golden pig being dan and phil’s real life child is proof we live in the funniest timeline
can't wait for a seasoned tomodachi player to come here and say double proposals are super rare and only for ultra mega soulmates
i'm so tired
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
ID. photo of an open tin can. End ID.
"are you a dan or a phil?!" i have the tiredness behind dan's eyes and the aloof insanity behind all of phil's sentances
Some of you need to embrace the cringe and have the courage to be cringe or whatever Dan said
pretty dan~ pretty dan for bday art 🎶🎵 (wip)
🥰 if anyone wants to be pinged on dan’s birthday (11th june / next thursday) exactly when this whole finished piece is posted, feel free to reply to this post with a 🎁 emoji! — previous wip 👀 | more phan doodles here
(wip) drew another baby dinof for this too… 🥰 i wonder what he’s reading…
pap pap pap pap (wip)
thinking about dan and phil planning TIT and getting to the point where they discuss Sister Daniel being involved — like of courses she’s gonna be in it but either one of them specifically pitching? convincing? the other that she’d have to not only Seduce phil? But also essentially slut drop down in front of him is so Funny to me How did that even conversation go. Same with the fucking boxing bit too….Yeah fake fighting is one haha v funny thing but Which One of You Two suggested Thrusting?? In front of thousands. For multiple nights………. actually yk what it’s somehow worse if all of this was a joint idea they had at the same time
reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history
^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory
this is a hate comment but he has a point:
and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:
daily reminder
To this day, I still spend way too much time worrying about the opinions of the kinds of people that are probably never gonna like me. When the people that do like me, the opinions that are more that enough, are you guys.
