it was a ferret bro

a blog dedicated to tobin batra and tobin batra only | @livs-extraordinary-blog

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Tobin, still high: *points at Leif* That’s my boyfriend!

Max: Your husband, Tobin. Your husband.

Tobin: Husband! Even better!

[tobinsferret]

kingtobinbatra —> tobinsferret

[incorrectzep]

Leif: How high are you?

Tobin: Actually it’s hi, how are you?

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Tobin: I- I can’t beleive it. He forgot about me. *tearing up* H- he never showed up-

Zoey: Calm down, the Dominos app says the delivery guy will be here in five minutes.

[whoremulder]

i googled ‘big words’ for this shitpost

[whoremulder]

thats right texts from tobin is back 

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Leif: Tobin, what’s that in your mouth?

Tobin: *chews faster*

Leif: Tobin.

Tobin: *running away* YOU’LL NEVER GET ME

[tobinsferret]

good morning, after careful consideration i would like to propose the idea that tobin named his ferret charlie after charlie bennett. due to the fact that it is too damn early, i will not be taking any questions. thank u

[izzy-mccalla]

so i’m only 3 months late but i finally finished! pls check out my zep quiz, I’ll reblog with the link bc tumblr is a nightmare

[izzy-mccalla]

which zoey’s extraordinary playlist character are you?

[incorrectzep]

I'm a firm believer in 'if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly'.

Tobin Batra, probably

[whoremulder]

zoey’s extraordinary gif meme ➝ [6/7] quotes

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Leif after Tobin did something stupid (again): You could’ve died man!

Tobin: The doctor said that all my bleeding was internal. That’s where all the bloods supposed to be.

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

I JUST REALIZED- TOBIN KNOWS SIGN LANGUAGE!!!! Imagine!!! Him signing "I love you" or "Your smile shines like the sun" and other cute stuff like that that he's too nervous to say out loud and he's pretending they're insults so Leif learns signs language to "insult him back". At first he just sees Tobin signing insults at others in the office (most of them vine references and not serious) but then he ends up in shock because Tobin just signed him a love confession and TOBINDOESNTKNOWHEUNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD. YOUR MIND. THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT!! i haven’t written fic for them for a while, but this... this is tempting.

[superbatson]

i love tobin and his big ass bowl of cereal

[whoremulder]

high school superlatives  ➟  zep + biggest flirt

[zoeysplaylistgifs]

ZOEY’S EXTRAORDINARY PLAYLIST (Season 1) TOBIN BATRA

[tobinsferret]

hi i miss zep and tobin batra so i’m making a list of things tobin could potentially be doing during lockdown/isolation/quarantine/whateverthehellyouwannacallit 

trying out new recipes maybe trying to lower his cholesterol 

attempting to order and try as many different items from doordash restaurants as he can 

annoying leif by facetiming him everyday to see what he’s up to 

practicing making drinks since he can’t go to bars anymore 

finding (harmless) ways to hack his coworkers computers (but like in wholesome ways so he’s not reported to HR)

sending zoey memes to make her laugh 

annoying leif more 

tinder 

belting out songs whenever he feels like bc no one is there to stop him or judge him 

[moodypetrichorlove]

• Adding super soft, super comfy, super adorable yet classy jackets, hoodies and sweatshirts that make him look super sweet and squishable to his online shopping cart? Oh, and caps!

• Maybe playing all video games ever made and coming up with ways to make ‘em all better?

[lovelylittlelonelyliv]

TOBIN ABSOLUTELY IS BUYING SOFT HOODIES AND JACKETS TO WEAR ONCE SPRQPOINT OPENS BACK UP!!!

also can the costume directors make Tobin in Hats™ a thing next season??? 

[ladylillianrose]

Tobin is researching how to get his pet ferret (named Queen Bey, because he totally would) certified as an emotional support ferret so he can bring her to work and not get yelled at by Joan (though tbh she’d still yell at him)

[tobinsferret]

ABSOLUTELY