the jonad files

leif / twenty-four / he/him / me, flirting: sooooooo there’s this early 2010s crime drama *twirls hair* / tracking #userleif, ao3: leifstroganoff

[whoremulder]

wirypsychiatrist -> whoremulder

[midnights-dragon]

[lengthy-artery]

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

[paramores]

Eric Forman once said...

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[vanyamire]

"You just need to find someone to be brave for."

Project Hail Mary (2026)

[sapphling]

can you get in trouble for remembering a detail about someone

is it normal to notice details

pervert definition

how much is it normal to remember about someone

are you allowed to think about people when they're not talking to you +reddit

[ourteyeseen]

Dear tumblr it’s been like 20 days since I watched any x files I’ve been going a bit crazy… anyways here’s sketches (most of them are by memory and I’m working on stylizing them and not just drawing realism)

[ourteyeseen]

I give up on angst I want fluff

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[bugbutton]

[image description: tag that reads "this cannot be true because i do not remember it" /end ID.]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[aropride]

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

[kayascodelorio]

SCHOOL SPIRITS (2023-) S03E02―Mean Ghouls

[millionsknives]

the martian novel believes so strongly in hope that i never once considered that mark wouldn’t be rescued. from day 1 page 1 it was a given and i don't know why. i can't put my finger on it. i don't think it can entirely be chalked up to the humorous tone of the book bc there are tragicomedies out there that silly their way into an inevitably doomed ending. i think there's something about the book itself existing that presupposes mark's survival. even if the blurb on the back of the book is like 'will he survive?' that's not what the book is about. it's about how he'll survive. because even when he doesn't think he'll last or earth's rescue attempts blow up, we the readers just know he's going to make it. i think somehow the presupposed outcome is in the nature of a problem-solving book. i don't know how to explain this but i think andy weir's dedication to scientific accuracy is what promises mark's survival. unrealistic hope built on technical realism. you can tell he wrote the book from a framework of 'mark is going to survive. how do i realistically get him there' instead of 'would a person feasibly be able to survive on mars'. if it were less believable it would be less hopeful. can anybody hear me

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close