Foxtrot

I write things. archiveofourown.org/users/TobyFoxtrott

[tobyfoxtrott]

What evils cursed Brennan's childhood that his must take childish, light-hearted worlds and turn them into angsty dnd campaigns for his friends.

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[tobyfoxtrott]

things are cooking in the lab that is me and the ao3 work text box

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[quietsphere]

A group of Bolaires is called a murder 🎭⚰️

[selflofr]

i made this i guess

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[silverhart-makes-art]

Some Julien sketches based on Matt's amazing facial features (and a bonus Occtis). This was equal parts fun and frustrating - it's a fun exercise, but dang if it isn't tricky. There was a lot more I wanted to do, but I just hit that point where everything starts to look bad, so I have to just call this sketch page done. So these are a bit all over the place, but hey, practice is practice.

[inwytt]

No bb, that’s what therapy is for 👏

[tobyfoxtrott]

Hal x Bolaire this, Vaelus x Thaisha that.

You know what ship I'm rooting for

Julien Davinos x Ingrid Einfasen.

she CAN fix him, I believe in her. Come this time next year she'll have that man turned into the greatest housewife Araman has ever seen.

[tobyfoxtrott]

Everyone.

The Real Housewives of Aramán

[tobyfoxtrott]

Does anyone else with quiet BPD have an inability to let unresolved conflicts go??? I had a massive falling out with a bunch of friends over a year ago, but I never found out why we fell out, and I still go to look at their social media like once a month cause I can't get over the fact that I dont know why they hated me. Every therapy technique tried, and nothing works to get over them :/

[smallpwbbles]

I love seeing Jax in the recent ad just acting like we didn’t watch him brutally abstract and reminding me of this meme

[tobyfoxtrott]

Genderqueer as summed up by the types of dnd characters I play

Vaguely british guy who is evil

Genderless whore

Weird girl

[glitchgirl0812]

I would project my period cramps onto flowery but he would probably say some shit like “I would gladly take this burden for a princess in need” or something and that takes the fun out of it

[sillysquid11]

got it, acting as antenna to project the cramps of my transmasc friends to him for extra pain

[whereintheworldisauniqueusername]

Even that wouldn't even work because if he learned that he was having a transmasc's period cramps projected onto him, he'd say some shit like "I'd never leave a fellow prince in such horrible pain" while the voice clip "My King!" plays, & at that point I'd rather just deal with the cramps myself

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

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[toka0719]