CTPHOTOG

This is version 2.0 because I was an idiot and deleted my first page (aka 1.0) Also any photos posted to this blog were taken by me unless otherwise stated.

[strange-kitten]

“There’s none so blind as those who will not listen.”

— Neil Gaiman, American Gods (via books-n-quotes)

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[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

[connorricks]

Only 

ninety 

kids 

remember 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[trapcard]

i was driving and was in the left lane waiting for the light to turn green and i’m not exaggerating when i say the person behind me honked the second the light turned green…and i’m like….im not in the mood…….so i put my brake on and let them honk and honk until the light turned red again. it took like 5min for it to turn green and the person honked for 2min of it then stopped.   when it turned green again they were silent and i was like :) that’s what i thought. time isn’t real and i have no problem wasting someone else’s

[loveisrave]

this is inspirational 

[anenglishwitch]

Reblog if you love black cats and don’t think they’re bad luck

Speaking as an owner of a lovely black cat

[wistfulmuse]

Reblogging again, because superstition leads to violence against these beautiful fur babies, especially this time of the year.

[coolthingoftheday]

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

[kingfucko]

it must have worked so hard!

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[comdon]

The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and stick to the ground is beautiful. Yeah I guess it sucks that it’s cold and you have to shovel it out, but coming in from the cold and putting on warm clothes, sitting in the heat, and drinking hot chocolate is so relaxing. I miss the snow so much.

[saintsoup]

[amateur]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[love]

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

[spitsister]

oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

[wingleader]

PRECIOUS

[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more

[stream]

Van Wilder (2002)