aggressively average human @toddandersvn - Tumblr Blog

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

kinda awesome when you can rope a blorbo into your mental breakdown especially if you can just give her your same issues. get over here tortured fictional woman we're in this TOGETHER

slipng

kosmogrl

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

hoechloin

Ilya Rozanov's search history (insp)

+ bonus:

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov

irisunmuted

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.