Hey it's me, Todd Howard

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is an open world action role-playing video game developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks!

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AH HELP I HAVE BEEN MODDED I HAVE TITS AND 4K SKIN AND HD FEET PLEASE NOOOO

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I’ve been fisting and cumming in these parts for years!

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anniversary edition or whatever who cares you’re going to buy it anyway

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【ｔｏｄｄｗａｖｅ．．．】

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this blog is still alive?

load times. you know how they are!

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by talos this IS happening

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Skyrim is one of the most video games of all time

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new game called starf- i mean skyfiel- i mean starim- i mean elderstar- i mea

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I’m your Bethesdaddy

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Buy Skyrim again or I’ll end your little pathetic life, kid.

[toddhowardsblog]

Hello, fellow Todd. I see that we have the same goals: to rerelease Skyrim. I think we can strike a great alliance.

[highchaostoddhoward]

Hey, Todd here. I’m here to talk about S̗̗̯̠͙͕̍ͯͩ̏͡Ķ̺̖͚̼̰̔̏͑̐ͥ̓̇͝Y̹̙̪̭ͤͦ̄́R̵̻̠͙̒͂̀̒ͮͅI̵̹͎̩̿ͤ̓̊̑ͥ̃̓͜M̴̲̭̙̟̝͇̃̾̊̏ͨ͌̒̉͘͡

[toddhowardsblog]

I see that we have multiple Todds. I feel as if we can gather this power to make an unstoppable force.

[entorix-deactivated20260220]

Everytime Skyrim is rereleased, a new Todd Howard is born upon the mountains of cash.

[toddhowardsblog]

Yes, that seems like a plausible theory. We need to find the existence of my three other Todd brethren so we can make this new global power.

[theabsolutelyrealtoddhoward]

Hello, my fellow Todds. I can sense that, as we meet, we are growing more powerful.

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Oh joy, a new brother. You really are absolutely correct, Absolutely Real Todd Howard, our power is growing tremendously as we group. I can feel the manifestation of another Skyrim growing in the midst… Do you smell the code brewing with a hint of polygons? Delicious.

[toddhowarcl]

My brothers! I see we’ve gathered here today in honor of our great game, The Elderscrolls V: Skyrim! This time I’m thinking of rereleasing the game on the Tamogochi, any thoughts?

[toddhowardsblog]

An excellent idea, brother. We should try to even branch out to the smart fridges, the ones with the touch screens. You can be a Dovakiin on a touch screen.

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Excellent idea, fellow Todd! I can smell the success already! Haha!

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Hey Todds! Let’s pee our pants together!

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I’m... I’m the real Todd though...

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Todds unite!

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Buy Skyrim again or I’ll end your little pathetic life, kid.

[toddhowardsblog]

Hello, fellow Todd. I see that we have the same goals: to rerelease Skyrim. I think we can strike a great alliance.

[highchaostoddhoward]

Hey, Todd here. I’m here to talk about S̗̗̯̠͙͕̍ͯͩ̏͡Ķ̺̖͚̼̰̔̏͑̐ͥ̓̇͝Y̹̙̪̭ͤͦ̄́R̵̻̠͙̒͂̀̒ͮͅI̵̹͎̩̿ͤ̓̊̑ͥ̃̓͜M̴̲̭̙̟̝͇̃̾̊̏ͨ͌̒̉͘͡

[toddhowardsblog]

I see that we have multiple Todds. I feel as if we can gather this power to make an unstoppable force.

[entorix-deactivated20260220]

Everytime Skyrim is rereleased, a new Todd Howard is born upon the mountains of cash.

[toddhowardsblog]

Yes, that seems like a plausible theory. We need to find the existence of my three other Todd brethren so we can make this new global power.

[theabsolutelyrealtoddhoward]

Hello, my fellow Todds. I can sense that, as we meet, we are growing more powerful.

[toddhowardsblog]

Oh joy, a new brother. You really are absolutely correct, Absolutely Real Todd Howard, our power is growing tremendously as we group. I can feel the manifestation of another Skyrim growing in the midst… Do you smell the code brewing with a hint of polygons? Delicious.

[toddhowarcl]

My brothers! I see we’ve gathered here today in honor of our great game, The Elderscrolls V: Skyrim! This time I’m thinking of rereleasing the game on the Tamogochi, any thoughts?

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whats skyrim

Lemme tell ya! But only after you buy it first, haha!

[writing-prompt-s]

Most people are born with three names tattooed on their wrist: Their true love, their biggest enemy, and their greatest ally. You only have one name.

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And that name is Todd Howard

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piss your pants

N-no! ! !