I AM NO TODD COWARD

[zidthedroid]

as of today, the TES 6 trailer was released closer to skyrim's release date than the present day

[junglejim4322]

This is so absurd it sounds like something someone making fun of her would make up as a joke and yet

[chongoblog]

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

wrong blog

[molags-balls]

[mold-muriel]

[105northtower]

[molags-balls]

the what-er scrolls? never heard of it sorry kid. anyway while I was banging your mom last night she told me you like space and planets and shit.

[rulingthumb]

[saturnlanes]

I touch the chair and it starts vibrating violently and smacks me in the face and I ragdoll to the other side of the room

[toddhowardsblog]

Yes, I do a little carpentry

[s-opal]

Round 1: The Final Pam vs Todd Howard

The Final Pam

Todd Howard

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

It would’ve been unfair to put The Final Pam against other contestants, she is far too powerful. However, there is one omnipresent being who can try to counter her – Todd Howard, the man responsible for problems in all the games, even the ones he didn’t create.

Will Pam breach containment once again? Will Todd find a bug to get rid of her for good?

[rocket-69]

Ever since that Kotaku postmortem on 76 that described Todd Howard’s management style as “seagulling” I can’t look at how he talks about game development objectively

[rocket-69]

Every day I learn something about Todd Howard against my will

[insurgency-rising]

He can't keep getting away with this

[tartrazeen]

[luckyspacerabbit]

even though me2 is my favorite game i know for a fact i'm just being brainwashed by the in game ability to earn a squad of hot tortured heist friends who are equally as obsessed with me as i am with them. it's my pretty best friends simulator. it's my criminal bananza. there's a party in the war crime ship and we're using stolen funds to buy the drinks. nothing matters because i know their deepest darkest secrets and i've seen almost all their tits. i have scars that light up

[molags-balls]

the what-er scrolls? never heard of it sorry kid. anyway while I was banging your mom last night she told me you like space and planets and shit.

[milks0cks]

[toddhowardsblog]

Can't a man eat his grapes in peace

[mukuuji]

[hobnob-69]

How is your husband?

He should be fine I left him with enough food and water for a week

[the-real-santino-rice]

That was two weeks ago

[hobnob-69]

Oh god no let me go check on him

[hobnob-69]

By Talos this can’t be happening

[hotgirlcastiel]

and is ‘talos’ in the room with us right now?

[toddhowardwhereheshouldbe]

Ancient Scroll Depicts HIM.

[meezer]

it’s him. it’s the elder scroll