Home of the famous 9 mustard sandwich

I am not fucking mexican

[toe-fingerman]

If you want the recipe for my famous 9 mustard sandwich you must complete my 9 perilous trials!!!! Trial number 1: dm me and ask for the recipe

[blockhead2402]

Group photo.

[dogpuppy]

[toe-fingerman]

Guys wake me up at 8 I have work

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people from the cultural centres of your respective nation states shut the fuck up challenge

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I am not interested in London opinions of Scottish independence. everyone in Toronto you do not need to be making your voices heard about elections in Alberta. if you are from New York City I promise you people in Alabama have already heard everything you have to say about them 600 times.

[homoidiotic]

"Twenty One Things You Don't Say To A Transsexual" written by Riki Anne Wilchins in TransSisters : The Journal Of Transsexual Feminism (Winter 1994)

[toe-fingerman]

There 3 functions I want to go to but they're all tonight what the FUCK

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[depsidase]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[jnadvich]

Mr Priest: 100 DEVILS VS 100 ANGELS FOR 100,000!!!

[ornitharts]

Dreaming about what season 5 could have been if both Jonathan and Steve fell off the radio tower in the 1st episode during their stupid macho dick measuring contest so that Nancy and Robin could have spent the season lezzing out and solving mysteries together without that awful tired excuse of love triangle hanging over everyone’s heads

[moth-amphetamine]

lowk have therapy in 1 minute and i’m still in bed

[dogpuppy]

[moth-amphetamine]

yer bird watches ai generated seagull porn

[theboredvoid]

sometimes what you really need is blocking your mother on all forms of communication and social media

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement, how do I move on?

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