Home of the famous 9 mustard sandwich

I am not fucking mexican

[toe-fingerman]

If you want the recipe for my famous 9 mustard sandwich you must complete my 9 perilous trials!!!! Trial number 1: dm me and ask for the recipe

[dykenettles]

aren’t you in dental school. slut

i'm sorry ? hello ? no i am not ?

[homophobla]

HE HAS MY VOTE!

[homophobla]

Made this after learning that mamdani planned to destroy the gay people of new york

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[iamthelowercase]

Tumblr Science FAQ, round 1

What's your hypothesis, OP?

I am not talking about that unless I have results to share. That would bias the results.

I did write them down and I did share them with a trusted contact who can prove that I wrote them down the same day I made this post. (While I did so before I made this post, I am not sure they will be able to provide proof of that, because I did so on the same day.)

OP are you interested in...?

Do you have to click through to see the post? Does the clickthrough contain the words "mature content"? Then yes.

OP are you interested if the post is about...?

I am interested in the mature content labels, not the content of the post. Is there a clickthrough that contains the words "mature content"? Then yes.

[dykenettles]

hi

[toe-fingerman]

[homophobla]

[blockhead2402]

Group photo.

[dogpuppy]

[toe-fingerman]

Guys wake me up at 8 I have work

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people from the cultural centres of your respective nation states shut the fuck up challenge

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I am not interested in London opinions of Scottish independence. everyone in Toronto you do not need to be making your voices heard about elections in Alberta. if you are from New York City I promise you people in Alabama have already heard everything you have to say about them 600 times.

[homoidiotic]

"Twenty One Things You Don't Say To A Transsexual" written by Riki Anne Wilchins in TransSisters : The Journal Of Transsexual Feminism (Winter 1994)

[toe-fingerman]

There 3 functions I want to go to but they're all tonight what the FUCK

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[depsidase]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[jnadvich]

Mr Priest: 100 DEVILS VS 100 ANGELS FOR 100,000!!!