hey.

[newterjuice]

*dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving

[onlytwitterpics]

[vivaladiabla-deactivated2021062]

[realisenothing]

In Defence of Vloggers or: The Worst Article of All Time

[recentgooglesearches]

LOOKING FOR OTHER BAND MEMBERS, MUST HAVE VERY COLD APARTMENT TO PRACTICE IN..CANNOT STAND THE HEAT! GET ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goneg0-deactivated20230705]

[kittykatex]

[tofuslayer]

Classic

[sadhoc]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bearhalo]

Sext:

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[aliensufos]

[dennys]

The latest fitness craze? Mozzarella cheese rope jumping.

[silentreadinghour]

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

[goodposter]

[jumex]

gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun

[leapsickness-deactivated2017071]

i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time……

[xanny]

But can they put it together sis

[ccstcrptc]

Literally wtf is a screwdriver

[jumex]

A cocktail

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet