Young Money Phineas and A$AP Ferb
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Not today Justin

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trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle

Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
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noise dept.

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Young Money Phineas and A$AP Ferb
TikTok ideas that will most likely get you put on a watch list I’ll go first
Images of the scotus judges’ houses with their addresses listed as well as a link to an article titled “How to build a Molotov cocktail: 5 easy steps” using “Fire” by Boy Sim for the sound
My friends and I had a BAFTA watch party, here’s a cute pic of all of us
did u have an imaginary friend as a kid
yes (can u elaborate in the tags pls)
no
no but i pretended to
im convinced imaginary friends are a lie made up by the american media to sell more mental illness so. participate in my research
Ohhhhh due to our uninhibited human hubris we have created bugs the size of dogs!! Which one will you get as a pet?
Bumblebee
Fuzzy Moth
Scarab Beetle
Millipede
Jumping Spider
Snail
Cicada
Praying Mantis
Hissing Cockroach
Stick Bug
*normal bug behavior still applies good luck
Oooooh moth is winning! I am imagining a giant moth with a three-foot wingspan flapping wildly around your living rooms crashing into everything knocking over your lamps laying hundreds of golfball-sized eggs on your curtains 💕
had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
Diversity Win!
This Hariyama has object permanence
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
Having two cats would be lit because every once in a while you'd see one of them clearly make a desicion in their tiny brain, calmly walk up to the other cat full of deliberate, calculated, premeditated intention to either shower them with face rubs, grooming, cuddles and affection, or to bite and smack the ever-loving shit out of them, and you have no idea which one it's going to be. And neither does the other cat.
Turtle kisses
I’m registering for college visits and
One starts at 9:30 am and is 4 hrs away
One starts at 9 am and is 3 hrs away
And the other one starts at 8:30am and is 6 and a half hours away
Like wtf
The Great British Baking Show
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if you were born on July 30, 1999 you have been deemed invalid and may be entitled to compensation
Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
found the killer post again bc i lost it