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max ○ 17 ○ they/them 2018 EDIT: this blog is saved solely for archival reasons and is not active anymore.

[tohruru]

be more chill except

jeremy’s halloween outfit is this

[artttho]

i hope u dont mind

[shitload-of-muses]

PIZZA PASTA

PUT IT IN A BOX

DELIVER IT

TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON

MY COCK

MY COCK

MY COCK

MY COCK

MY COCK

MY COCK

MY COCK

CHEESY ON MY PEENY

AND SOME SAUCE-A

ON MY BALLS

[stopidontgohere]

hot hot

OH WE GOT IT

[mintykiwi]

[tmbgareok]

[ruinedchildhood]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[sonypraystation]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

me, as soon as the family sits down for thanksgiving dinner

[bidoof]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[i-am-a-fish]

gather around folks I got somethin to say

[oh-wet-one]

What Is It You Creature

[i-am-a-fish]

[magicalgirlmomm]

but fish!

that man looks……

[whispers] evil

[i-am-a-fish]

[trooper-3]

I believe what they said was “handsome”

[i-am-a-fish]

[notyourdramaqueen]

No fish! He has something in his hand!

[i-am-a-fish]

[wankchan]

you’re*

[i-am-a-fish]

[suspiciousgay]

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

[deactivated42111-deactivated201]

*opens my mouth to talk but laminated paper wobbling sounds come out instead* whorboorblrorhblorhbnlorh

[inahiddenplace]

literally When will ANYTHING EVER slam harder than Cascada’s Everytime We Touch

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[snackkracker-deactivated2018121]

[surreal--memes]

[goodsprings]

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