Ask my muse questions you think will make them angry or upset.
Pull no punches! Make them try to fight you, or try to push them to tears!
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@tokixkukan
Ask my muse questions you think will make them angry or upset.
Pull no punches! Make them try to fight you, or try to push them to tears!
[Other Palkia]
“I remember one particular one that drew out at least 80 cycles to try and prove the geocentric model correct. Eighty!! And then they say it’s flat? How?”
“Who knows? My Arceus always said humans were the brightest of their creations, but even now I just can’t see it.”
[Other Palkia]
[ @tokixkukan ]
“I remember when Humans came up with the geocentric model for their galaxy. I laughed so hard I farted!”
“Humanity always did make crazy theories about things they knew nothing about. Although my personal highlight was when they through the Earth was flat.”
I return from the grave to throw a concept:
Manaphy having Dialga and Palkia swap bodies
I return from the grave to throw a concept:
Manaphy having Dialga and Palkia swap bodies
“Weaponmaster” && survival knives
[Send in a weapon for Dialga and Palkia to analyise][Accepting!]
“This one looks like it could be of use. It’d be easy to carry around because of its small size, and it’s sharp enough to cut a variety of things. I may consider taking one with me from now on should I need something cut.”
“It’s certainly sharp enough to use, no doubt about it, though it seems a little small. Maybe if it was larger I’d find a use for it.”
“Weaponmaster” + Whip
[Send in a weapon for Dialga and Palkia to analyise][Accepting!]
“Well, it works well as a non-lethal weapon, so there’s that. However, it just looks… awkward. I doubt I could use this weapon effectively even if I tried to use it.”
“I have seen this weapon used against pokemon so frequently that just looking at it makes me feel disgusted. I have half a mind to use it against those who dare aim it towards pokemon, but then I would be no better than the scum who use it.”
Send “Weaponmaster” and a weapon
My muse will analyze that weapon and say what they like/dislike about it, if they can use it, and if they would use it.
reblog this if on april fool’s, you’re accepting ic ‘pranks’ in your ask box. put ketchup in my muse’s drink, tie their shoelaces together, go wild. go crazy. have fun dealing with the consequences.
[JUST DIE ALREADY]
𝙾𝙺! 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 …
THE WILD PALKIA USED SPACIAL REND ! ! !
THE WILD DIALGA USED ROAR OF TIME ! ! !
[WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!]
𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍? 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍?
‘THE WILD PALKIA USED SPACIAL REND ! ! !
[PERISH]
𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍?
THE WILD DIALGA USED ROAR OF TIME ! ! !
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Welp I bought everything.
[ Entei ]
@tokixkukan started following you
〈You have been surveying these woods for some time now. What business do you have here?〉
“Oh, Entei, please do not mind me.”
“I’m looking for something... out of place, as I need to return it to its home, perhaps you may have seen something like that?”
Palkia has appeared! What to do?
Feed
Admire
Awkward Hug
Play dead
Dialga has appeared! What to do?
Kiss
Ask on a date
Cuddle
Run away