うぎゅぅ～

[sophia-helix]

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

[reticent-vampire]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND The Vampire Lestat 3.07

[clerkrard]

going to start saying "it's ok i have the blood of akasha in me" when faced with any kind of problem at all

[420technoblazeit]

louis' narration: it was dusk. the smell of petrichor still lingered in the air, greeting me as i woke and pondered my new existence as a vampire, a creature of the night. as the sun set and gave way to new darkness, so too had something awakened in me, a bloodlust that could not be sated. was i now man or monster? or something in between, a perversion of even the natural order in which all other beings reside?

lestat's narration: yeah so i drained someone at my concert and almost overdosed on LSD and MDMA but that's just another tuesday amirite? so i fucked her in the elevator and killed a bunch of vampires with daniel (ugh, i hate him though what a loser 🙄) i wish louis still loved me

[reticent-vampire]

And I spend every fucking second of nowhere looking for her. And where is she? Why is she not here with me?

[aenslem]

#my mood swings be like

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[animentality]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[my-dailydreams]

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[scarlettohairdye]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

people tell you about a woman in their life who suffered some sort of hardship and are shocked when your response is "she deserves better, she should be more selfish" and not praise with an underlying implication that women are just naturally more empathetic

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Self-Silencing Is Making Women Sick

For women, being more disappointing could be a lifesaver, writes Maytal Eyal.

reminds me of this article. women are NOT naturally more capable of taking on certain burdens, it will lead to long-term health problems!

[shamebats]

If you've lived as a girl or woman at any point in your life you have to put effort into being more inconvenient and useless to others.

I've watched too many women suffer and die too young because of socially reinforced self-abandonment.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[frengerino]

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[grungixfungi]

[dduane]

(dry laughter) People are getting upset about the presence of thirty-year-olds??

I have been here since 2008. I am seventy-three years old.

These mewling puling babes-in-arms trying to make the Olds go away can just run off behind the bike sheds and suck it. We are not going anywhere. We were here first.

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[logically-asexual]