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Jace: At first I didn't know it was your diary, I just thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Clary: You read my diary?!
Jace: At first I didn't know it was your diary, I just thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Kidnapper: We have your husband.
Clary: Iām not married?
Kidnapper: Then who is this depressed dumbass who wonāt stop talking about you for five seconds?
Clary: Oh fuck, you have Jace!
Kidnapper: We donāt want anything, just take him back, PLEASE!
Jace: Knock knock
Person: Who's there?
Jace: Jace
Person: Jace who?
Jace: Depends on which part of the book you're at
Alec: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one?
Jace: The other day, Clary stuck her hand in a toaster while it was still on because she wanted her toast right that second.
Simon: Jace has eaten ice cream with a knife because he didnāt want to acknowledge it was his turn to do the dishes.
Clary: Simon once crashed his van into the sidewalk because he saw a dog.
Alec: Iāll never question it again.
Alec: Small animals are evidently more vicious, they have less space for their anger and rage to be bottled up
Simon: Thatās ridiculous, name one animal-
Magnus: Wasps
Izzy: Chihuahuas
Jace: Clary
Alec: Jace is late.
Clary: How? I had Luke call him at 8 this morning and pretend it was 11.
Isabelle: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying weāre starting at 9 instead of noon.
Simon: I set all of his watches and our clocks to say PM when it was really AM.
Alec: Uh, shit. Guys, I think we may have overdone it.
Jace, bursting into the room: WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT?
Magnus: If you're feeding grapes to our kids, make sure you cut them in half beforehand.
Alec: Sure.
Magnus: ... The grapes, not the kids.
Alec: OF COURSE I KNOW THAT!!!
Alec: I like my women the same way I like my tea
Isabelle: Alec, you donāt like tea
Alec:
Isabelle:
Alec:
Alec: Izzy, I like boys
Isabelle: well congrats your officially the last person to know
Clary: You can never say bubbles in a threatening tone.
Alec: ā¦
[Later]
Magnus, calling Clary: Can you please explain why my husband is screaming ābubblesā on the roof?
Izzy: Hey, you know, Magnus gets Alec flowers like everyday. I wish you would do that.
Simon: Okayā¦
[the next day]
Simon: *gives Alec flowers*
Alec: what
Simon: Yeah, I donāt get it either.
(game night)
Alec: *grabs Simon by the arm*
Alright everyone, partner up!
Alec: *whispering*
If we lose, you're out of my will
Simon: I was in your will?!
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Name: My name is Fran, as mentioned in my description.
Gender: Female.
Eye Color:Ā Blue-green.
Hair Color: Dark blonde.
Relationship: Happily taken.
Zodiac: Aries.
Favorite Color: Purple.
Favorite Season: Spring.
Favorite Place: Home.
Favorite Holiday: Christmas.
Favorite Video Game: Sims 3.
Last show you watched: Jane The Virgin.
Whatās your honest opinion about your muse?: I kinda like his ambitious and humorous nature. On the one hand, I also like that heās a werewolf, because thatās just pretty cool, but on the other hand, I feel really sorry that he has to go through that pain every full moon.
Would you date your muse?:Ā I guess I would, yes.
What are your favorite kinds of threads?: I donāt have favorite kinds of threats. I like diversity.
Do you have a favorite muse (if you have more than one): Currently, it is Zac.Ā I had favorite muses before Zac, though. I cannot list them all, that would be just too much, but I can say that Damon Salvatore was one of my favorites, as well as Lorcan Scamander and Hugo Weasley.
Are you a selective roleplayer?:Ā I try my best to not be selective.
What made you decide to join the fandom?: Currently, I am not part of any fandom, since I am new to this roleplay thing in tumblr and all. But my character seems to fit in the Vampire Diaries/The Originals fandom best, and Iāve been part of that fandom on ask.fm, so.. I guess since I like TVD/TO a lot, I chose my character to be able to fit in that fandom.
Do you see yourself staying with the fandom for a long time?: I hope so!
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