b a m b i

executive producer of my own suffering

[his-shining-tears]

🍓🦇

[luke-is-gay2]

[qualidude]

[moxxyvagoo]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

every morning i wake up & get my coffee & i recite in my head this excerpt from ‘invitation,’ by mary oliver:  “it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world.” & i just say it over & over again until it sticks to my mind for the rest of the day. it is a serious thing. i am alive. i am so lucky. this fresh morning i get the chance to live again & again & again

[pi-la]

[catchymemes]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[kristian-do]

seventeen’s public enemy #1: lee dokyeom

[wonnhao]

🔥

[xmhs]

call call call - choreography

[marisatomay]

fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

[deadbeatmaker]

its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon 

[marisatomay]

[notagiraffe]

Thor: can I buy you a drink?

Lesbian : actually I like girls

Thor: Wonderful! I like them as well. Would you like to join me in buying drinks for beautiful women?

[squeeful]

Thor looks like he gives great hugs and will let you cry on him when your girlfriend leaves you and then sets you up with an Asgardian hottie who treats you like a Faberge egg.

[eenymeenyminymutte]

I expect nothing less from a man who wanted to be a Valkyrie

[withjunhui]

kids please…

[colorsmp3-remaking-deactivated2]

wen junhui is a synonym for soft

[jaemtens]

@softjun

[la--leonessa-deactivated2018051]

all i have to say on breastfeeding is that the fact that it is even slightly controversial is just one of the many symptoms of a lecherous, sex-obsessed society. it’s an insult to the dignity of women.

[thecybersmith]

How dare society be concerned about public decency?!

(that was sarcasm)

Nobody is stopping you from breastfeeding in private.

But in public, where it could be seen by children, trauma-stricken war veterans, or the elderly?

There is a case to be made that they should be able to go about their lawful business without being exposed to the areolas of strange women with nefarious agendas.

[aceofsnakes]

trauma stricken veterans of what

the titty wars?

[thecybersmith]

Don’t be crass!

[aceofsnakes]

I apologise, I meant of course

The Wars of the Breast (1967-1969)

[philosophuckingphy-deactivated2]

Reblog this if you’re a strange woman with a nefarious agenda

[inactive9489389381-deactivated2]

Isn’t this the guy who wants a human pet

[peelingmandarins]

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload: